- Tom Arnold
- Deputy Doughy Primesuspekt/Harding
- Tiffani Thiessen
- Hagitha Utslay
- Coolio
- Principal Interest (The Administrator-Formerely-Known-As-Principal)
- Shirley Jones
- Kevorkian, School Nurse & Funeral Director
- Majandra Delfino
- Martina Martinez
- Jimmie Walker
- Pimp
- Julie Benz
- Barbara Primesuspekt
- Kim Greist
- Mrs. Peacock
- Aimee Graham
- Screw Frombehind
- Rose Marie
- Mrs. Tingle
- Simon Rex
- Slab O'Beef
- Mink Stole
- Madame La Tourneau
- Danny Strong
- Boner
- Nicholas Lanier
- Kid with phone
- Steven Anthony Lawrence
- Chuckie
- John Blanchard
- Director
- Sue Bailey
- Writer
- Joe Nelms
- Writer
- Doug Blake
- Line Producer
- Kai Ephron
- Associate Producer
- Harold Bronson
- Executive Producer
- Richard Foos
- Executive Producer
- Robert Shaw
- Executive Producer
- Joel Morrish
- Associate Producer
- Jeffré Phillips
- Executive Producer
- Stephen Nemeth
- Producer
- Andrew Ooi
- Producer
- David J. Miller
- Cinematographer
- Richard LaBrie
- Film Editing
- Tyler Bates
- Original Music
- Brian F. McCabe
- Production Design
- Jesse James
- Art Director
- Beth Ann Lundin
- Set Decoration
- Merrie Lawson
- Costume Design
- Nicole Arbusto
- Casting
- Joy Dickson
- Casting
