- Anna Faris
- Cindy Campbell
- Anthony Anderson
- Mahalik
- Leslie Nielsen
- The President of the United States
- Camryn Manheim
- Trooper Champlin
- Simon Rex
- George
- George Carlin
- Architect
- Queen Latifah
- The Oracle, Aunt Shaneequa
- Denise Richards
- Annie
- Regina Hall
- Brenda Meeks
- Charlie Sheen
- Farmer Tom
- Drew Mikuska
- Cody
- Jianna Ballard
- Sue
- Pamela Anderson
- Catholic School Girl
- Jenny McCarthy
- Catholic School Girl
- Marny Eng
- Tabitha
- Jeremy Piven
- Ross Giggins
- Tim Stack
- Carson Ward
- Elaine Klimaszewski
- Elaine
- Diane Klimaszewski
- Diane
- Simon Cowell
- Fat Joe
- D.L. Hughley
- John Wilson
- Ja Rule
- Agent Thompson
- Master P
- Macy Gray
- Redman
- Raekwon
- U-God
- David Zucker
- Director
- Craig Mazin
- Writer
- Pat Proft
- Writer
- Robert K. Weiss
- Producer
- Bob Weinstein
- Executive Producer
- Harvey Weinstein
- Executive Producer
- Andrew Rona
- Executive Producer
- Brad Weston
- Executive Producer
- Grace Gilroy
- Co-Producer
- Mark Irwin
- Cinematographer
- Malcolm Campbell
- Film Editing
- Jon Poll
- Film Editing
- James L. Venable
- Original Music
- Bill Elliott
- Production Design
- William Heslup
- Art Director
- Rose Marie McSherry
- Set Decoration
- Carol Ramsey
- Costume Design
- John Papsidera
- Casting
