The determination to make each year’s holiday festivities better than the last only gets you so far. Whether its buying the wrong present or getting stranded far from home, there's always something to bring down that holiday spirit. Thankfully we're here to make sure it’s smooth sailing this season. Take a lesson from these movies on how to avoid those Yuletide meltdowns.
By Perri Nemiroff
Jack meant well, but kidnapping “Sandy Claws” is never the answer. Halloween Town is Halloween Town for a reason; it’s built for creepy creatures, vampires and mad scientists, not for making Christmas. Perhaps there are kids who’d prefer a late-night visit from the Pumpkin King donning a red suit with a creepy head in a box in hand, but, odds are, most would prefer the real deal – even if he still had candy caught in his beard.
Planning on a low-key holiday sans singing, decorations and the four main food groups, candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup? Buddy the Elf will not stand for it! You better keep yourself off the naughty list and contribute enough Christmas spirit to keep Santa’s sleigh afloat, otherwise Buddy’s going to drown your spaghetti in syrup, make you hold hands and force you to sing loud for all to hear.
Buddy the Elf would not approve of Willie Stokes’ manner of spreading holiday cheer. If you’ve got a serious drinking problem, run the risk of urinating on the job and refer to your you-know-what as a “f*** stick” then you’re probably not cut out to be a shopping mall Santa Claus. Fortunately, thanks to Thurman, there’s one less swearing, kid-shoving, drunk driving, temper tantrum prone Saint Nick on the kiosk holiday throne.
Running late for your flight to Paris? Here’s some priceless advice: take a deep breath, check that the garage is shut and, most important, make sure all your little ones are present and accounted for. And just in case you’ve got one too many kids to keep track of, make sure the one you do leave behind isn’t afraid of the furnace, has enough money to buy an ADA-approved toothbrush and doesn’t have a thing for films like Angels with Dirty Faces.
No one wants to spend the holiday alone, but forcing someone to indulge in a Christmas dinner in the parking garage of an office building is just not the way to go. Perhaps if Thomas tucked away the chains and chloroform and let Angela spend this holiday with her family, he could have circled back around, courted her appropriately and scored an invitation to next year’s festivities. Sounds better than spending this Christmas with a car full of flames, right?
Sometimes presents aren’t just things; they’re everything. If your kid pinpoints a wish-list item that’ll make or break his or her holiday, don’t run the risk of battling a postal worker, getting arrested and dressing up as a superhero in the town parade. Get out of the office, head over to the mall and buy your son a Turbo Man before it’s too late.
When a wise man turns down $200 because the desired item is too much responsibility, sneaking it out of the store and taking it home is probably a bad idea. And if you’re lucky enough to get a second warning and take a Mogwai home knowing that it can’t be exposed to bright light, get wet or eat after midnight, you better heed the advice otherwise your one very special Christmas gift could turn into one too many.
When your son pours his soul into a school paper about a Red Ryder BB gun and still gets a C+, that’s a sign. It’s nearly impossible to deny a kid his or her ultimate Christmas gift and the thrill you get when Ralphie’s father actually surprises him with the BB gun proves it. But is it worth potentially shooting an eye out or smashing your glasses? Plus, who needs a BB gun when Nerf guns are bigger, better and don’t require half as much begging?
You may be able to get away with being uptight, prim and proper to the max back home, but when visiting your fiancé’s family for the holiday, you better relax a little. Good thing for Meredith all it took was a call to her sister and a little Stone brother switcheroo to get her to loosen up and find her place within the family.
Whether it’s Christmas Eve or not, if you hear someone stomping around on your roof, you don’t go up and investigate; call the cops! Don't risk running Kris Kringle off your roof, otherwise, not only are you hit with the responsibility of delivering presents across the globe, but also donning the bushy beard and big belly, too.
You’d think Davey Stone would be thrilled to trade his jail time for a little volunteer work with Whitey Duvall, but Davey doesn’t really see much value in helping kids or dishing out technical fouls. It’s a good thing Whitey and his bathroom lobster bib-wearing wife, Eleanor, are persistent, otherwise Whitey may never have had "the happiest seizure of his life" that holiday season.
Want to avoid spending your Christmas ruining relationships, hanging with the Ukrainian mob, fighting evil snowmen claymation-style and blowing Santa Claus out of the sky? It’s simple; keep Kumar away from your father-in-law’s Christmas tree. But, then again, Harold and Kumar’s 3D Christmas shenanigans did land them a Wafflebot -- everyone’s better off with a Wafflebot.
If your Christmas includes this story of a bodybuilding supplement millionaire who uses a Santa suit as a disguise only to fall down a garbage chute, hit his head, get amnesia and start to think he really is Santa Claus, we judge you. Unless there’s an excess of eggnog involved, because that's the only way Hogan’s effort to take down an evil scientist and save orphans while suffering from an identity crisis actually starts to make sense.
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Buy 2 tickets to Heart of the Beast, get 1 free (equal or lesser price, up to $15 total ticket price and fees) with code HEARTB2G1
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The story doesn’t have to end when the credits roll. Get two months of Audible free when you buy a ticket to Verity.
Limited time offer. While supplies last. Log in to your account on Fandango.com or the Fandango app between 9:00am PT on 9/4/26 and 11:59pm PT on 10/23/26 and purchase at least one (1) ticket to see ‘Verity’ at a participating Fandango theater. Purchaser will receive a post-purchase email containing one (1) Audible Promotional Link (“Link”) that is good for a 2-month Audible free trial with sign-up for a paid Audible subscription. Link expires, and must be redeemed by, 11:59pm PT on 10/24/27. This offer is not available to existing Audible members, those who cancelled their Audible membership less than 6 months ago, or those already participating in an Audible free trial. You will receive a 2-month Audible free trial that allows you to select one (1) audiobook each month from our entire collection as part of the Audible Standard Membership plan. You may listen to your selected audiobooks as long as you maintain an Audible Standard membership. At the end of your free trial, your membership will continue until cancelled at the then current full price (currently, $8.99/mo. + applicable tax) with your designated credit card or another available card on file. Cancel anytime by visiting your Account Details page on Audible. Unused monthly selections do not roll over to the next month. Audible reserves the right to modify or cancel the offer at any time. If you violate any of these terms, the offer will be invalid. Link is one time use only. Limit one Link redemption per Audible account. You must have, and be logged into, your Fandango account to receive a Link. Fandango is free to join; you must be 18 years of age or older to create a Fandango account. Fandango reserves the right to modify or cancel this offer at any time and without notice. This offer is subject to Fandango's terms and policies, at http://www.fandango.com/terms-and-policies. Redemption of the Link and the Audible subscription are subject to Audible's conditions of use at https://www.audible.com/legal/conditions-of-use.
Get 1 free ticket instantly when you join FanClub with your Resident Evil ticket order.
The ‘Resident Evil – 1 free ticket FanClub Promotion' offer (the “Offer”) begins 5/6/26 and will run for a limited time. Offer valid for new FanClub members only. To be eligible, you must subscribe to a 1-month paid FanClub membership ($9.99 per month + tax) when purchasing tickets Resident Evil on the Fandango website or mobile app, and Offer will be automatically applied at checkout. To redeem the Offer, you must complete checkout while an eligible FanClub membership is in your cart and Offer is applied. Offer valid in the U.S. only (excluding U.S. territories and where prohibited by law); void where prohibited. Adjustments to prior purchases not permitted. Taxes may apply. Offer may only be redeemed once per person. Fandango reserves the right to withdraw or modify this Offer at any time, in its sole discretion, and without notice. Additional terms and conditions apply, including Fandango’s Terms and Policies at www.fandango.com/terms-and-policies.
Buy 3 tickets to Other Mommy, get 1 ticket free (equal or lesser price, up to $15 total ticket price and fees) with code OTHERMOMMYB3G1.
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Buy one IMAX ticket to Queen Budapest and use code QUEENINIMAX to redeem a special offer.
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Buy a ticket to the 10/19 Wildwood Fan First Screening and get a limited edition concept art postcard set!
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Buy a ticket to Forgotten Island and get 25% off the Soundtrack Vinyl, CD, or Cassette!
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Buy two tickets to see Heart of the Beast in Dolby Cinema and use code HEARTDOLBY to redeem your special offer
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