Megan Fox's lips do lots more than just pout. They talk -- a lot. From slamming the director who helped give her a career to dissing Young Hollywood to her self-proclaimed insanity to smoking pot, it seems there's nothing she's afraid to spout off about. Click on, for this inaugural round of "What the heck did Megan say?!"

Compiled by Stacie Hougland

"I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it." – Entertainment Weekly

"I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is." - Wonderland magazine

"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." - GQ

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she said. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!" – MTV News

"I would love to do a movie naked; it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?" - The Daily Star

On never making a sex tape that could get leaked to the web: "It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex." - MTV News

"I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on." - Elle

On the constant comparison to Angelina Jolie: "I think a lack of creativity on the media's part. I am a brunette with tattoos, I curse and I have made mention of sex before. I joked about it which people find outrageous so they want to constantly compare that to her." - MTV News

"Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who've said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!' That's because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them." - FHM

On kissing Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer's Body (pictured): "I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss." - MTV News

"I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands." - GQ

"I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy." - FHM

"There's one strip club in L.A. that I would go to called The Body Shop. I was obsessed with it, and I'm in love with Motley Crue...Vince Neil sings about it in 'Girls, Girls, Girls.' I would go there and think, 'Oh my God, Vince Neil and Tommy Lee would come here! It's so amazing!" - GQ

"I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls...From what I've experienced, women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you." - Maxim

"[Director Michael Bay] is like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is." – Wonderland magazine

"Sex And The City: The Movie was so tragic. Costume dramas bore me and Hollywood comedies are total garbage, not funny at all. Fame doesn't mean anything because anyone can be famous, and TV news is mindless bulls**t." – British GQ

"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' - Esquire

"Sorry if you didn’t like my hair. Opinions are opinions." - Twittering on criticism of her slicked-back do at the MTV Movie Awards

"I'm clearly not ugly." - Entertainment Weekly

"I was never a bad girl and still not. I challenged authority in school a little bit. Now I just speak my mind openly. That's who I am." - People.com

"I was always übersexual...I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall like that — in a short, short skirt and a giant wedge heel. That's what you do when you're a teenage girl in a small town." - Entertainment Weekly

"I went to Bible camp when I was 11. Bible camp is f***ing awesome — you sing songs about Jesus and then you do arts and crafts about Jesus. One night, I snuck out to meet the first boy I ever had a crush on. Each cabin had two counselors, so it was really difficult. I had the balls, but he was too chicken****." - Blender

"I will openly say that I smoke weed…I hope they legalize it and when they do I'll be the first f***ing person in line to buy my pack of joints." - British GQ

"I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all. I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time." - British GQ

"I happened to be such an outrageous personality that people wanted to start writing about me because it was deemed controversial. I think if I had been a typical Hollywood actress and I said all the right things and I had been a publicity android, it wouldn't have escalated to this level."

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