I'm not sure if Team Edward and Team Jacob would be tickled with this news, but Vampires Suck is, as of now, Fandango's top ticket seller. The parody pokes a lot of fun at Edward's glitterific bod, crazed Twi-hards and, as you can see in the clip below, the wolf pack's scantily clad ensemble. Yes, it was bound to happen sooner or later—pop culture phenomenon Twilight is put on full blast. Check it out and tell us what you think!