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  • Vampires Suck
  • Opened August 18, 2010 | Runtime:1 hr. 28 min.
  • PG-13
    Crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying
  • Information for parents: Common Sense Media says Iffy for 14+. Read More
  • Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi) . But she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Read More
  • Cast: Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Jenn Proske
  • Director: Jason Friedberg
  • Genres: Parody/Spoof, Comedy

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Vampires Suck Recent Fan Reviews

  • Oh No!

    Big mistake...HUGE

    by LTMF 2

    it is a dangerous thing to spoof a successful franchise without a great or at the very least,talented team behind you. This could have been a clever and successful venture for lovers and haters alike. They rushed it,and put something stupid and trashy together that a few middle school boys could have put together for Youtube. Only thing that impressed me the tiniest bit was the lead actresses mimicking of Stewarts mannerisms. I stayed,but regret even paying matinee price. also...should have been rated R

  • Must Go!

    Vampires Suck

    Very funny, good parody. The lead actress sure had Kristen Stewart down to a T. We laughed at the clever takeoff of each of the Twilight scenes and situations. I reccommend this to any Twilight movie fan. See it!

  • Must Go!

    Awesome Spoof! Definitely Must-See For Twi-hards!

    Okay, first off, let me say, the people leaving reviews are total sticks in the mud! Who goes to a spoof movie expecting Oscar-worthy storytelling and acting? And who takes their young children to a teen comedy? This is a parody. They're poking fun at every little detail in the first two Twilight movies.

    I'm a fan of Twilight (well, not the first movie, but the other two aren't bad...) and I ABSOLUTELY LOVED this film! If you've seen the Twilight movies, you'll catch every reference presented onscreen. They cast the actors well, considering they're almost exact replicas of the originals. The guys portraying Edward and Jacob definitely steal the spotlight.

    Some people think it's insulting to the franchise, but we're fans and were still compelled to see it opening week. I've been looking forward to this and it didn't disappoint. If you need a good comedy, it's money well spent. There are a few lines in the movie that I would pay to hear again. "CAT!" haha XD

Vampires Suck Critic Reviews

Oh No! Avg. Critic Score out of 100 Metascore ® based on all critic ratings.

Critic scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.

  • 42
    Entertainment Weekly | Adam Markovitz

    The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen...

  • 40
    New York Daily News | Elizabeth Weitzman

    "Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination...

  • 40
    The New York Times | Jeannette Catsoulis

    This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a...

  • 30
    Arizona Republic |

    Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of...

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