- Kirsten Dunst
- Betsy Jobs
- Michelle Williams
- Arlene Lorenzo
- Jim Breuer
- John Dean
- Will Ferrell
- Bob Woodward
- Dave Foley
- Bob Haldeman
- Teri Garr
- Helen Lorenzo
- Ana Gasteyer
- Rose Mary Woods
- Devon Gummersall
- Larry Jobs
- Dan Hedaya
- President Richard M. 'Dick' Nixon
- Bruce McCulloch
- Carl Bernstein
- Ted McGinley
- Roderick
- Ryan Reynolds
- Chip
- Saul Rubinek
- Henry Kissinger
- Harry Shearer
- G. Gordon Liddy
- G.D. Spradlin
- Ben Bradlee
- Shannon Lawson
- Kay Jobs
- Karl Pruner
- Frank Jobs
- Brenda Devine
- Mrs. Spinnler
- Jonathan Rannells
- First G-Man
- Paulino Nunes
- Second G-Man
- Michael Dyson
- Burglar 1
- Jerry Schaefer
- Burglar 2
- Jack Mosshammer
- Fat Freddy
- Karen Waddell
- White House Secretary
- Richard Fitzpatrick
- John Erlichman
- Cole Barrington
- Student 1
- Scott Wickware
- White House Guard
- Mark Lutz
- Agent Daniels
- Kedar Brown
- Mr. Samovar
- Paul Wildbaum
- Shredder Man
- Andrew Fleming
- Director, Writer
- Sheryl Longin
- Writer
- David Coatsworth
- Executive Producer
- Gale Anne Hurd
- Producer
- John Debney
- Original Music
- Alexander Gruszynski
- Cinematographer
- Mia Goldman
- Film Editing
- Pam Dixon
- Casting
- Barbara Dunphy
- Production Design
- Lucinda Zak
- Art Director
- Don Elmblad II
- Set Decoration
- Deborah Everton
- Costume Design
