- Mike Judge
- Beavis, Butt-head, Tom Anderson, Mr. Van Driessen, Principal McVicker, Director, Original Music, Producer, Writer
- Bruce Willis
- Muddy Grimes
- Demi Moore
- Dallas Grimes
- Robert Stack
- ATF Agent Flemming
- Cloris Leachman
- Old Woman on Plane and Bus
- Jacqueline Barba
- FBI Agent Hurly
- Eric Bogosian
- Ranger at Old Faithful, White House Press Secretary, Lieutenant at Strategic Air Command
- Kristofor Brown
- Man on Plane, Man in Confession Booth #2, Old Guy/Jim
- Pamela Blair
- Flight Attendant, White House Tour Guide
- Tony Darling
- Motley Crue Roadie #2, Tourist Man
- John Doman
- Airplane Captain, White House Representative
- Francis Dumaurier
- French Dignitary
- Jim Flaherty
- Petrified Forest Recording
- Tim Guinee
- Hoover Dam Guide/ATF Agent
- David Letterman
- Motley Crue Roadie 1
- Toby Huss
- TV Thief #2, Concierge/Bellboy, Male TV Reporter
- Sam Johnson
- Limo Driver, TV Thief #1, Man in Confession Booth #1, Petrified Forest Ranger
- Mike Judge
- Beavis, Butt-head, Tom Anderson, Mr. Van Driessen, Principal McVicker, Director, Original Music, Producer, Writer
- Geoffrey Johnson
- Director
- Yvette Kaplan
- Director
- Joe Stillman
- Writer
- Abby Terkuhle
- Producer
- Michael Blakey
- Producer
- David Gale
- Executive Producer
- Van Toffler
- Executive Producer
- David J. Miller
- Cinematographer
- Terry Kelley
- Film Editing
- Gunter Glinka
- Film Editing
- Neil Lawrence
- Film Editing
- John Frizzell
- Original Music
- Jeff Buckland
- Art Director
- Barry Moss
- Casting
