Witless Protection Synopsis
A small-town lawman (Larry the Cable Guy) gets mixed up with a key witness in a big-time FBI case.
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The New York Times

The slapstick and action set pieces are lame, and its performances range from competent to annoying.
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The Hollywood Reporter

By Frank Scheck
At least a fright-wigged Joe Mantegna, delivering an execrable cameo as a whacked-out doctor, has a good excuse for his presence; the...
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L.A. Weekly

Still, it’s hard to despise the movie, especially when Peter Stormare shows up over-enunciating the most brilliantly awful English accent...
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If you need a GPS unit to find your own backside, you'll be laughing uproariously at Witless Protection, a movie that's far more...
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Boston Globe

By Ty Burr
It's mostly harmless dum-dum stuff, though.
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The A.V. Club

Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.
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By Eliud

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By Diamondgirlmovies
This movie wan't meant to make the viewer think or even to inspre. This movie is to make ou laiugh and it does it in a big way. Larry the Cable Guy is truely himself personified. IF you want a good...

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By seastar
This is the funniest movie I've seen in 10 years! There are so many funny one liners and hysterical comedic sequences packed into this film - you'll have to see it twice! There's a great story to...

A few good laughs

By usagrl
This movie was all in all good, it was entertaining for those folks that are fans of Larry the Cable Guy and won't be a offended by his humor and actions. Jenny McCarthy was good and different then...

Cute and predictable

By ptaz
It was typical Larry the Cable Guy as a movie. We enjoy him but it was predictable and low-key humor. I wasn't that impressed....

So So Movie

By jjurgy
This was a movie that you have to love fart jokes to go and see. Witless explains the movie pretty much in a whole....

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By moviegal232
ha ha ha NOOOOOOOOOo I HATE THIS<<<< I dislike Larry the cable guy so much what is his moral? idk but he has a problem there is so much immaturiy in it that its stupid Larry is sooo immature .. I mena what kind of message are we giving our youth?...


By Apottzy
Had me laughing from start to finish! Go see this movie!...

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By brendan62
Loved it from start to finish. Great slapstick, mindless humor. Walked out with a smile on my face. Larry the Cable Guy is brilliant. Wil definitely buy it when it comes out on DVD. Love Larry...

Better than I expected

By Spaztic7
Opening night, while it was freezing cold outside (PA) I ended up in this movie. I went in expecting nothing but the classic Larry the Cable Guy Redneck humor but was left pleasantly surprised with...

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Rated PG-13 | For crude and sex-related humor
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says Iffy for 14+ Lowbrow comedy is crude -- and not very funny.
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