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  • Witless Protection
  • Opened February 22, 2008 | Runtime:1 hr. 37 min.
  • PG-13
    crude and sex-related humor
  • Information for parents: Common Sense Media says Iffy for 14+. Read More
  • During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, sheriff Larry witnesses a beautiful, high-class woman, Madeleine (Ivana Milicevic), being held against her will by four mysterious, black-suited men. Recognizing the opportunity to save the day, Read More
  • Cast: Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts
  • Director: Charles Robert Carner
  • Genres: Comedy

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  • Ivana Milicevic and Larry the Cable Guy in "Witless Protection."
  • Ivana Milicevic in "Witless Protection."
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Witless Protection Recent Fan Reviews

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    For a good laugh see this

    by Diamondgirlmovies

    This movie wan't meant to make the viewer think or even to inspre. This movie is to make ou laiugh and it does it in a big way. Larry the Cable Guy is truely himself personified. IF you want a good laugh, this is your movie. It's nothing more than lots of fun. CFG

  • So-so

    So So Movie

    by jjurgy

    This was a movie that you have to love fart jokes to go and see. Witless explains the movie pretty much in a whole.

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    Witless

    by jaxmom50

    I loved this movie and would recommend it to anyone wanting a great nite of entertainment. You won't be disappointed. I wasn't sure how I would like it after reading some mixed reviews. But, at the encouragement of a friend, I went with my spouse and loved it.

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Witless Protection Critic Reviews

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  • 40
    The New York Times |

    The slapstick and action set pieces are lame, and its performances range from...

  • 30
    L.A. Weekly |

    Still, it's hard to despise the movie, especially when Peter Stormare shows up...

  • 30
    The Hollywood Reporter | Frank Scheck

    At least a fright-wigged Joe Mantegna, delivering an execrable cameo as a...

  • 30
    Variety |

    If you need a GPS unit to find your own backside, you'll be laughing...

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