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  • No Such Thing
  • Opened October 12, 2001 | Runtime:1 hr. 41 min.
  • R
    Brief Violence and Language
  • Disgusted with human evolution, a foul mouthed monster (Robert John Burke) kills anyone who crosses his path. When a news crew sent to investigate the monster disappears, a guileless young woman (Sarah Polley) is dispatched to follow up on the story. Read More
  • Cast: Sarah Polley, Robert Burke, Helen Mirren, Julie Christie, Baltasar Kormákur
  • Director: Hal Hartley
  • Genres: Comedy Drama, Romantic Fantasy, Fantasy

No Such Thing Critic Reviews

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  • 70
    Washington Post |

    The movie is not exactly an upper, but Hartley fans won't want to miss the...

  • 50
    Washington Post | Desson Thomson

    Burke's face is impressively scaly, his head is adorned with shorn horns. He...

  • 50
    Los Angeles Times | Kevin Thomas

    Not everyone, for sure, is going to be able or willing to go the distance in...

  • 50
    Boston Globe |

    Hartley's loquacity and arguable pretentiousness are stemmed by his sense of...

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