'Couples Retreat': 10 Star Couples Who Need One

Couples’ Retreat: 10 Couples Who Need One

By Stacie Hougland

If normal folks like you and me find our relationships on the rocks from the mundane in everyday life, imagine how hard it is for star couples under the paparazzi microscope? No wonder the tabs report they’re always making up, breaking up and hooking up. The solution is couples’ therapy in some exotic locale to work out those kinks—hey, just like they do in the new movie Couples Retreat starring Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau and Malin Ackerman.

Justin Timberlake ♥ Jessica Biel

Bye bye bye! Rumors are flying that this pop prince bid adieu to his fiancée via a phone call (boo!), having whisked Princess RiRi off to a VMA afterparty a few weeks ago. Still, shots of the pair together are all over the blogs and Justin and Rihanna are collaborating on an album. But if it ain't no lie, we expect Jess to get back the gym and show him he shouldn't-a done her like that. Recommended Destination: Bali

Kristen Stewart ♥ Robert Pattison

Okay, so they haven’t even really officially announced they’re dating, but the Twilight stars have all but—they’re everywhere together. So what’s with these long white faces? You're not on-set all the time, are ya? Methinks these two could use some fun in the sun to turn those frowns upside down. And maybe tan those cheeks. Recommended Destination: The U.S. Virgin Islands

Samantha Ronson ♥ Lindsay Lohan

Fear the woman scorned—double that when you’re dealing with a couple of bat-*** crazy lesbians. Just add alcohol and/or drugs, and you’re off to the races! Sam and Lilo have dominated the tabloids seen tusseling at clubs, smashing windows, being separated by the cops, and generally creating a ruckus. Time out, gals! Recommended Destination: Phuket

Brangelina

“Official” reports about hotel room arguments, temper tantrums and secret phone calls with Jen have haunted this superduo’s relationship (six kids later and they’re still not hitched) for years. They should be spending more time on rekindling that Mr. and Mrs. Smith spark than picking baby names. Then again, can either of them be trusted at couples’ therapy? Recommended Destination: Jamaica

Jennifer Aniston ♥ ???

Speaking of Brad’s ex, she’s been linked with practically every male co-star she’s ever had: Gerard Butler’s only the latest. Girlfriend, stay away from those actors and date a teacher or something instead. Maybe you should fly solo on a trip for therapy. Recommended Destination: Bora Bora

Justin Long ♥ Drew Barrymore

Reports that Justin dropped out of Drew’s directing debut, Whip It, came just as their reps confirmed ~~she dumped him~~ they’d broken up. But before you could say She's Just Not That Into You, Justin allegedly was back staying overnight at her place and then the two showed up together at the Emmys this September. Recommended Destination: Turks and Caicos

Megan Fox ♥ Brian Austin Green

Megan “ridiculously bad temper” Fox has said she once threatened to kill on-off BF Brian by stabbing him with something, and we bet it's not that icy blue stare. No matter how super-hot your galpal is, when she admits she’d shoot you, to the press, it might be a good time for therapy. Or a straitjacket. Recommended Destination: Puerto Rico

Couples’ Retreat: 10 Star Couples Who Need One

Randy ♥ Evi Quaid

Bring on the crazy! Evi’s fiercely defensive of her man (accusing people of a Nazi plot to take him down). This regular Bonnie & Clyde who recently got arrested with fists flying apparently have a long history of skipping out on hotel bills and stealing rental cars. Brother Dennis won't even associate with them. On-location therapy? Only if they’re surrounded by lots and lots of water on all four sides. Recommended Destination: Aruba

Reggie Bush ♥ Kim Kardashian

The New Orleans Saints running back and reality star ended their two-year romance that seemed to be a touchdown away from marriage back in July. A month later they were seen together in the Big Easy. Now, “they're totally back together for real," a friend told People.com after the pair attended Kim’s sister Khloe’s wedding. Recommended Destination: Saint Croix