Transylmania Synopsis
College students arrive for class at a centuries-old, vampire-infested castle.
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Critic Ratings

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Time Out New York

Provides more groans than laughs.
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30

Variety

By Dennis Harvey
Fangs aside, it sticks with the same basic menu of T&A and lowbrow humor.
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30

L.A. Weekly

With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
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20

The New York Times

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Transylmania, a vampire-hunter, college road trip sex comedy, has a problem: someone has drained all the laughs out of it.
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20

The Hollywood Reporter

By Frank Scheck
The lame gags, ineptly staged, don't produce anything in the way of genuine laughs, though there is the occasional funny line.
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12

Boston Globe

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Lowbrow vampire spoof.
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10

Los Angeles Times

Although the inept filmmaking and tiresome gags give the air of coming from one truly bored misogynist, it took two screenwriters (Patrick...
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0

The A.V. Club

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Transylmania is so inept that it even fails as an adolescent breast-delivery device.
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0

Chicago Reader

The current vogue for all things vampiric is ripe for a satirical drubbing, but this repulsive comedy is part of the problem, not the...
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Entertainment Weekly

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It's tempting to say ''avoid at all costs,'' but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us...
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Funny, better than you might think

By jsokol
My 15 yo son wanted to see this, so I went somewhat reluctantly. It was actually quite entertaining and I laughed a lot during the movie. Still it's pretty silly, but the writing is good enough...

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By ruben dutra
I have a hard time to understand how you people can rate a movie when it isn't even out yet?????????????Have you watched???Really??!!! Confusing......

Five Word Review

By A newt and a bee
Why-this? why-now? keep-the better-movies back-in!...

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By jackiewaves
funny silly hot spoof vampire...

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By niambi987
I thought this was a really great movie....

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By sealdoggy
Hillarious OMG Shocking Fun Super...

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By johnniegogo
laugh out loud comedy liked!...

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By dhthoma6
Different - unique - funny. Would recommend to friends to see....

Save your money!

By vpd
This is the worst movie I seen since "Ernest goes to camp." In fact this movie is worse....

More Info

Rated R | For for crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use, language and some violence
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says not for kids Sex, drugs, and vampires combine for stupid, vile "comedy."
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