A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
I just saw the free press preview of this 1.5 hour laugh-fest B-'horror' flick adaptation of the novel with the same title..
The three positive things I have to say about 'The Ruins' are:-
1) Jena Malone (Pride and Prejudice) gave a nice performance.
2) The movie was THANKFULLY short.
3) It was hilarious - almost like a self-deprecating parody of cliches and bad dialogues.
Plot? WHAT plot???
A group of friends decided to go check-out a off-the-beaten path ruin in search of missing persons. And yes, you probably knew this already, they started dying one after the other - suc***bing to some climbing questing succulent, & etc... (nah, I won't spoil it for you).
And that's basically THE story. Period.
Oh, majority of the audience were laughing themselves silly throughout the movie.
The movie suffered from a really lame weak ending as well.
Don't RUIN your movie-going experience, pick another movie to see or wait for the DVD-release rental(likely in a month or so).