The Hottie & the Nottie Synopsis
A guy (Joel David Moore) tries to find a beau for his dream gal's (Paris Hilton) plain pal.
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Critic Ratings

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Entertainment Weekly

By Owen Gleiberman
The Farrelly brothers could burp out a movie funnier than The Hottie & the Nottie, a farce of corrupt stereotypes that's never more...
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30

The Hollywood Reporter

By Frank Scheck
Ultimately best suited for the confines of late-night cable.
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25

Philadelphia Inquirer

By Carrie Rickey
Though Hilton may be a model, if her work in Hottie is any indication, she is no actress.
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25

New York Daily News

By Elizabeth Weitzman
You've got to admire Hilton's complete conviction in herself as the center of all that is beautiful and good. And maybe such unwavering...
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25

Boston Globe

By Ty Burr
You've seen dozens of movies like this on cable in the wee hours.
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25

New York Post

By Kyle Smith
Great actors make the craft look easy. In the Paris Hilton comedy The Hottie and the Nottie, acting looks very, very difficult.
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12

Chicago Tribune

Verdict: not so hot
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12

Rolling Stone

By Peter Travers
That generous half star rating I tacked onto this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or gross...
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12

ReelViews

By James Berardinelli
A cinematic excursion so horrific that it's an insult to bad movies to call it a bad movie.
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0

Miami Herald

By Connie Ogle
The most astounding thing about this abysmal comedy -- aside from the fact the studio actually allowed critics within a mile of it -- is...
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YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

By cycloner3000
I saw a sneak peak and it is so stupid I went to sleep and had nightmares i would have to watch that horrable movie again. DONT WATCH THE MOVIE IT WILL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Why God, Why!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

By J Seville
In our declining economy today, why would anyone spend 9 to 10 bucks on a movie staring Paris Hilton????? Your better off giving your money to me, instead of this garbage....

You have to be kidding me!

By poopy101
Like the title you have to be kidding me this movie will be the worst movie of the year!...

*Hurl*

By Movies are an Epic Win
Eww. Anything with Paris Hilton in it isn't worth a penny. Don't waste your money!!...

PARIS IS THE BEST PERSON EVER! BIGGEST FAN!

By Drama_Queentay
This movie was amazing! Very cute and Paris was so good! She is such an amazing role model to young and older kids! She is so pretty and is an amazing actor. Those losers that say that is is a...

WOW!

By dvsweeper
Just watching the trailer made me reach for the scissors and gouge my eyes out! But I could still hear the sound and I had to also puncture my ear drums. Now I am deaf and blind but I am probably...

I want my money back!!

By MissingNYC
so i thought i'd go watch this movie since i feel kinda crappy... and this movie made me feel worse... paris hilton has no business in movies, she can't act, the story has been done so much, its...

had to shield my eyes a lot

By phosphor
First sign of trouble was that I was the only person in the theater on opening day. How did everybody know? Who did Paris Hilton piss off that they put her in this thing? Turns out she is an...

ENOUGH ALREADY

By daytonzee
if paris fell off the face of the earth, it wouldn't be too soon...........

noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

By bunbury
piece of junk...

More Info

Rated PG-13 | For crude and sexual content
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says Iffy for 14+ To any beholder, superficial comedy is no beauty.
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