• Released
  • July 27, 2012
  • R , 1 hr 42 min
  • Comedy
  • 1,151 Fan Ratings
Synopsis: During their weekly patrol, four ordinary guys uncover an extraterrestrial invasion in their town.

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Movieline

By Michelle Orange
It's not that The Watch is terrible – it's not not terrible, but there are sufficient diversions and more punitive ways to spend your...
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50

Philadelphia Inquirer

By Steven Rea
Reality aside, The Watch is harmless enough - and even occasionally humorous, in a riffy, sketch-comedy kind of way.
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50

USA Today

By Claudia Puig
The film is one long Costco joke - but the punch line is never all that funny.
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42

Entertainment Weekly

By Lisa Schwarzbaum
If this amateur justice league spent as much time analyzing clues as they did analyzing their junk, in every slang variation available in...
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40

NPR

By Scott Tobias
The Watch perks up when Ayoade's spacey line readings give it something unique and unexpected - otherwise, per Costco, audiences are buying...
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40

The Hollywood Reporter

By Sheri Linden
Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn play the guys they always play in this sci-fi comedy misfire.
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38

Boston Globe

By Ty Burr
It's another one of those loud, penis-obsessed bro farces, lazily written (by actor Seth Rogen, among others) and haphazardly directed.
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38

Rolling Stone

By Peter Travers
Then there's the movie itself, which should be crazy, stupid fun but settles for just stupid.
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25

San Francisco Chronicle

By Mick LaSalle
As far as formulaic, empty and disappointing comedies go, The Watch is far from the worst. About every seven or eight minutes, perhaps a...
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0

New York Daily News

By Joe Neumaier
Every summer needs a super-turkey. So barring anything in the next 30 days that's the second coming of "Howard the Duck," the witless,...
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Rated R | For Some Strong Sexual Content, Sexual References, Pervasive Language and Violent Images
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says Iffy for 16+ Aliens vs. potty-mouthed, sex-obsessed humans.
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