Safe hits theaters today and features action superstar Jason Statham protecting a little girl whose memory holds a priceless numerical code that Triads, the Russian mob and corrupt NYC cops are after.
As part of the promotion, the movie's Facebook page has been running a fun game called What Would Statham Do? Basically, they propose various scenarios in the movie and have you choose what Statham would do. Scenarios include, "Before starting the car, a little girl asks, 'Are we safe?'," "Two men are shooting at you in a restaurant…," and "You think someone is following your car…"
So in the spirit of this game, we're posing a question of our own and giving you the opportunity to win this awesome prize pack:
A $100 Game Stop Gift Card, a poster and a Jason Statham DVD Pack that includes The Expendables, Crank, Crank: High Voltage, Transporter 3 and The Bank Job.
Here's our hypothetical situation: You're in the middle of watching a movie at your local theater with Statham. The person in front of you has been texting throughout the movie and people sitting around the offender are becoming increasingly annoyed… What would Statham do?!
Comment below (one comment per entrant) and you must be 18 or older to enter. The contest runs until 11:59 p.m. PST on May 3rd and if you need some added Statham inspiration, check out him out in this British Badass gallery.
So who won!?
he would ask him to stop texting and if he didnt stop texting. then he would break phone then say problem sovled and if fight broke out statham would gave the person a reailty check
Statham would first politely ask him to stop. And if that didn't work, he would then proceed to kick the back of the chair, breaking it, and in doing so, making that annoyance fold in half. Then sleeper hold him until he's out, taking his phone and breaking it with his heel.
He would ask him politely but with a certain authority to stop texting. If he continued to text he would grab him by the ear and drag him up to Jason's row. Take the phone, break it, and proceed to beat him with it.
Statham would pull out his gun with a silencer attached and whack him!
he'd just reach over and grab the phone elbowing him in the face when he brings his arm back knocking him out
Jason Statham would leave and get in his car. Then, he'd drive it through the theater and skid it to a stop in front of the idiot and ask: "This doesn't bother you does it?"
He would do the Vulcan neck pinch and say, "you're done, right!", grab the cellphone and crush it! Statham would return to his comfortable position and enjoy the show!
Quietly ask the person to quit. Then stomp ther person's cell phone into several small pieces and hand it back to them. Sit back down to applause from the other theatergoers.
Statham would tap the guy on the shoulder and politely ask the guy to let the everyone enjoy the movie that they came to see else he would pick him up by the scruff of his neck and drop kick out the door.
he would grab the phone use it to look up guyss phone # and put phone on vibrate and text guy message .."TEXT THIS *******" then shove it down guys throat ..then call the phone again so it vibrates .
He would ask him to stop first before grabbing him by the shoulders and literally throwing him out of the theater.
Grab the phone and throw it behind this shoulder like its nothing and dare the guy to do something about it...
He would walk outside and purchase a ticket for the next showing. Then go to the guard and convince him to eject the texting people from the movie. As soon as the guard left he would walk into the parking lot and start watching the theaters exit. When the texting group walked out, he would block the theater door open with his foot, then precede to offer a thrashing to all present parties, culminating in forcing the texter to give him his number, set his phone to vibrate, and then eat it. He would then walk back into the theater and enjoy the rest of the movie, texting the now internal phone of his most recent *** kicking.later he would go back to the theater with the ticket he bought to see another showing just to know what he missed.
He would whisper ( in his sexy accented voice) " hey, how 'bout turning off your phone so these nice people can enjoy the movie" if the guy didn't he would then grab the guy by the back of the collar, pull him over the chair, drag in up the aisle, into the hallway, throw him up against the wall, other man swings, misses, statham then punches him a few time, takes the phone throws it down the hall and before the phone hits the floor shoots it, and says "i asked politely"
he is my #1 on my ' if you ever got a chance' list!
He would softly ask the person to put the phone away and if there was no compliance would simply reach over and crush the phone.
He would politely ask the man texting if his phone is working in the theatre...when guy says yes and shows him he grabs the phone and smashes it against the wall and says...don't think they are supposed to be on...didn't want you to get in trouble....you're welcome and enjoy the movie!
he'd say,Make my day...if you don't stop...we'll all beat the hell outta you and the phone will be un-usable and smell bad
Kick the cell phone from the user's hand and it flies against the wall and shatters to pieces.
The movie safe was good ots of action throughout the whole movie I love Jason statham. He was really driving those cars. Alot of practice from the movies Transporters.
he would lean up an say (HEY) watch it or leave it
He would knock the guy out in statham fashion and grab his phone and text " watching a movie here".
He would be ever the gentleman and ask for the phone and say "if you're here I bet it is to watch a movie not text huh?" then he tosses the phone across the room and sits calmly back down and eats some popcorn!
he should ask the person politely to hand him the phone saying that in consideration to others in the theatre he will make sure the phone is well looked after and will be returned to the person at the end of the film he will then calmly and quietly pass the phone to me at which point i WILL SHOVE IT SOMEWHERE NASTY IN SAID ANNOYING THEATRE GOING PERSONS ANATOMY because i hate noisy people in the cinema when i am trying to watch a film, especially if mr stathams involved :) :P
He'd smash the phone on the guy's head.
"Welcome to the party, pal."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"When am I gonna learn how to punch?"
"These go to eleven."
"Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face & neck?"
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Jessica's got cable."
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