Four stories intersect in this violent film parody. Exterminators (Paul Dinello, Tommy Davidson) dress as hit men and try to protect the wife of their boss, Montello (Robert Costanzo) ]. Meanwhile, the strippers at Montello's strip club, dressed as nuns, attempt to rob him. Tag-team wrestlers (Matthew Glave, Pamela Segall) steal Montello's briefcase, thinking its contents are valuable. Finally, Bumpkin (Dan Castellaneta), running to deliver a script, loses a lot of the pages.