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    Written February 23, 2008

    For a good laugh see this

    This movie wan't meant to make the viewer think or even to inspre. This movie is to make ou laiugh and it does it in a big way. Larry the Cable Guy is truely himself personified. IF you want a good laugh, this is your movie. It's nothing more than lots of fun. CFG

    • 27 out of 42 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written February 24, 2008

    So So Movie

    by jjurgy

    This was a movie that you have to love fart jokes to go and see. Witless explains the movie pretty much in a whole.

    • 15 out of 23 found this review helpful.
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  • Go
    Written March 1, 2008

    Witless

    I loved this movie and would recommend it to anyone wanting a great nite of entertainment. You won't be disappointed. I wasn't sure how I would like it after reading some mixed reviews. But, at the encouragement of a friend, I went with my spouse and loved it.

    • 8 out of 9 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written February 29, 2008

    Witless Protection!

    Go!! Great movie and both my wife and I really enjoyed even though we are in early 60's! I enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed Jumper, NoCountry For Old Men, Bucket List, Rambo and Vantage Point. Don't be turned off by the other reviews, but the movie is funny all the way through and yes there are a few infatile lame attempts at humor, but they work! Larry is great and there is nice eye candy for the males! Larry delivers in this movie and Yaphet Kotto and Eric Roberts and the other supporting cast is excellent! have fun and i won't give away any of the plot or funny items in the movie!

    • 4 out of 4 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written March 2, 2008

    Witless Protection

    This being Larry's third movie, I think it was the funniest yet. I would encourage everyone to go and see it. I would give it the highest rating. I really enjoyed it and plan to go see it again.

    • 6 out of 8 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written February 25, 2008

    Cute and predictable

    by ptaz

    It was typical Larry the Cable Guy as a movie. We enjoy him but it was predictable and low-key humor. I wasn't that impressed.

    • 18 out of 33 found this review helpful.
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    Written February 25, 2008

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    by tojuso

    If you're a Larry the Cable Guy fan, this movie will not disappoint you. It is full of red-neck jokes and gags, ranging from low-class jabs on base bodily functions to some rather witty humor that I suspect will go over the heads of the main target audience of adolescent boys.

    Overall, this is a good movie that kept my 13-year-old son laughing. There was enough simple humor for him, and enough advanced humor for me. Girls probably will not like this movie too much, however, because there's just too much farting and puking and smelly feet and snakes. There is a weak attempt at romance, but the movie makes Larry so physically disgusting that it's hard to imagine how any woman would want to get intimate with him.

    Larry can be charming, however, and even though he's not the smartest guy on the block, his heart is in the right place, so by the end of the movie, you cheer for him and want him to emerge victorious.

    The plot itself is impossible, but hey ... that's Hollywood

    • 8 out of 13 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written February 23, 2008

    Nice!

    Had me laughing from start to finish! Go see this movie!

    • 16 out of 29 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written February 25, 2008

    Witless Protection

    I think the movie was the funniest Larry The Cable Guy Movies I seen so far. I would give this movie 2 thumbs up..

    • 9 out of 15 found this review helpful.
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  • Go
    Written March 3, 2008

    is ok

    is funny and I recommend it if you like comedy movies.

    • 5 out of 8 found this review helpful.
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  • Oh No!
    Written February 29, 2008

    Witless Protection

    Movie was funny in some parts........but not worth going.

    • 4 out of 6 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written February 28, 2008

    Witless Protection

    it was an ok movie the movie could have been alot better i love larry the cable guy in his other movies this just wasnt his type of movie it was kind of boring

    • 4 out of 6 found this review helpful.
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  • Go
    Written March 1, 2008

    Funny

    This movie is a great comedy. Not good for the kids but great to go see if you want to have a laugh. I would recommend watching this one at home more than in the theater.

    • 4 out of 7 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written March 2, 2008

    Witless Protection

    Definitely one of the funniest movies I've seen this year

    • 4 out of 7 found this review helpful.
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  • So-so
    Written February 24, 2008

    Better than I expected

    Opening night, while it was freezing cold outside (PA) I ended up in this movie. I went in expecting nothing but the classic Larry the Cable Guy Redneck humor but was left pleasantly surprised with the range of humor involved in this movie. The few Redneck jokes were well placed an all in all was not disappointed about this movie. This is not a must see in theater. If you want to see it but don't want to spend the movie fair, it will be great on rental!

    All in all, a decent movie with some bad acting (not on Larry's part).

    • 11 out of 21 found this review helpful.
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