Vampires Suck Synopsis
A teen is torn between two supernatural suitors in a spoof of 'Twilight' and other vampire films.
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Entertainment Weekly

By Adam Markovitz
The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen Stewart's flustered, hair-tugging angst with hilarious precision.
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New York Daily News

By Elizabeth Weitzman
"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites.
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30

Boxoffice Magazine

As if a string of bad jokes wasn't enough, Vampires Suck is full of distractingly forced pop culture references and shameless product...
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30

Arizona Republic

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Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the "Twilight" movies, and the title is a good indication of...
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The Hollywood Reporter

By Frank Scheck
The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning...
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25

Orlando Sentinel

By Roger Moore
If Kristen Stewart ever saw Vampires Suck, she'd be scarred for life.
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25

Boston Globe

Non-"Twilight'' fans would be better off surfing YouTube.
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25

San Francisco Chronicle

By Peter Hartlaub
That Vampires Suck is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle.
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Empire

By James White
A Twilight pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of "Scary Movie" and "Meet The Spartans."
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Washington Post

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Vampires suck? That's a matter of opinion. But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: Vampires Suck.
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Can't wait!

By Liz214
Alright,i'm a twilight fan. but this looks hilarious! i sooo want to see it! the trailers look great. i was laughing at all of them. haha. but me nd my friends r definately going...

should be rated R

By lilmscc
so crude and unnecessarily vulgar and over the top that after about 20 min, my 19 year old daughter said mom can we please leave.... the theater gave us our money back.... all 4 of us, age 19, 36, 50...

Vvampires suck sucks

By heavenlyh3r0
Not very funny maybe for children under age of 14....

Awesome Spoof! Definitely Must-See For Twi-hards!

By ArwenGamgee
Okay, first off, let me say, the people leaving reviews are total sticks in the mud! Who goes to a spoof movie expecting Oscar-worthy storytelling and acting? And who takes their young children to a...

Awesome

By ShannonBee
I loved this movie. It was REALLY funny. :)...

Big mistake...HUGE

By LTMF 2
it is a dangerous thing to spoof a successful franchise without a great or at the very least,talented team behind you. This could have been a clever and successful venture for lovers and haters...

worst movie ever

By jimbojim
Has to be the worst movie of the decade...

Vampires Suck

By susnvyon
Very funny, good parody. The lead actress sure had Kristen Stewart down to a T. We laughed at the clever takeoff of each of the Twilight scenes and situations. I reccommend this to any Twilight...

Vampires Suck

By mtkmorris
This was the stupidest movie I have ever seen. If I thought they would I would have demanded a refund form the theater. It should have been rated R. It was just disgusting and was in no way...

SHOULD BE A RATED R MOVIE!

By martinachildress
This is a hilarious spoof of the Twilight Saga movies but this movie is NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 17. There are many inappropriate sexual references and it really deserves an "R" rating. DO NOT TAKE...

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Rated PG-13 | For Crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says Pause for kids 14 & under Lowbrow, sex-and-violence-laden vampire spoof really bites.
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VIOLENCE & SCARINESS
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CONSUMERISM
DRINKING & DRUGS
SEXY STUFF