42

Entertainment Weekly

By Adam Markovitz
The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen Stewart's flustered, hair-tugging angst with hilarious precision.
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40

New York Daily News

By Elizabeth Weitzman
"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites.
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30

Boxoffice Magazine

As if a string of bad jokes wasn't enough, Vampires Suck is full of distractingly forced pop culture references and shameless product placements (the actors practically mug for the camera while holding various products).
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30

Arizona Republic

Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the "Twilight" movies, and the title is a good indication of where the level of wit lies.
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30

The Hollywood Reporter

By Frank Scheck
The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.
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25

Orlando Sentinel

By Roger Moore
If Kristen Stewart ever saw Vampires Suck, she'd be scarred for life.
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25

Boston Globe

Non-"Twilight'' fans would be better off surfing YouTube.
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25

San Francisco Chronicle

By Peter Hartlaub
That Vampires Suck is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle.
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20

Empire

By James White
A Twilight pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of "Scary Movie" and "Meet The Spartans."
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12

Washington Post

Vampires suck? That's a matter of opinion. But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: Vampires Suck.
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18 out of 100
Overwhelming dislike
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