Traci LordsFilmography

Official Rejection

Synopsis: Independent filmmaker Paul Osborne proves why getting your feature completed is the easiest part of the battle by highlighting the difficulty of getting the finished product accepted into a film festival. Ask any independent filmmaker and they'll tell you that getting their movie completed was one Read More

Princess of Mars

Actors: Antonio Sabato, Jr., Traci Lords, Matt Lasky

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Actors: Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson, Jason Mewes, Jeff Anderson

Synopsis: Kevin Smith writes and directs his newest comedy for The Weinstein Co. with Zack & Miri Make a Porno, the story of two friends (Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks) who get into the amateur porn business to combat their rising debt, only to realize their underlying feelings for each other while doing Read More

Your Name Here

Actors: Bill Pullman, Taryn Manning, Harold Perrineau, Jr., Traci Lords, M. Emmet Walsh

Synopsis: A thinly veiled, unsanctioned biopic of author Phillip K. Dick, first-time writer/director inventive feature debut follows the story of acclaimed science fiction author William J. Frick as he experiences a massive stroke that sends him on a fantastic journey into his own imagination. It's the Read More

Crazy Eights

Actors: Traci Lords, Dina Meyer, George Newbern, Gabrielle Anwar, Dan DeLuca

Synopsis: Frank Whaley, Traci Lords, Gabrielle Anwar, and Dina Meyer star in director James Koya Jones' tale of six childhood friends who band together to confront a lingering secret from the past. A man has died, and now the six friends who knew him best have returned home to pay their final respects. Read More

Novel Romance

The Greatest Show Ever

The Chosen One

Actors: Chad Fifer, Laura Prepon, Chris Sarandon, Danielle Fishel, Debra Wilson

Synopsis: One hapless everyman's day from hell takes a truly bizarre turn when he's named "The Chosen One" by a bizarre church and blessed with superpowers that will help him save the world from certain destruction. Lou Hanske has just been fired. Not only that, but he's also totaled his car, been attacked Read More

Frostbite

Actors: Adam Grimes

Synopsis: Despite outward appearances that would suggest he was a slacker with no motivation or ambition, Billy Wegstaff (Adam Grimes) is a true master of the snowboard. When Billy is accepted into the exclusive Pine Mountain Snowboard Academy, it appears as if the fun-loving snow shark may have finally Read More

Ultimate Film Fanatic [TV Series]

Actors: Chris Gore

Deathlands: Homeward Bound

Actors: Vincent Spano, Jenya Lano, Traci Lords, Cliff Saunders, Matthew Currie Holmes, Alan C. Peterson

Synopsis: A feature-length pilot for a possible cable TV series, Deathlands: Homeward Bound was inspired by a series of novels and audio-books written by James Axler (actually a joint pseudonym, shared by several prominent science-fiction authors). Sort of a "Mad Max Meets the A-Team," the film is set in a Read More

Manhood

Actors: Nestor Carbonell, Janeane Garofalo, John Ritter, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: When Jill (Janeane Garofalo), the sister of reformed womanizer and former high-profile fashion photographer Jack (Nestor Carbonell), leaves her 17-year-old son with his uncle in an unstable bid to find herself, her brother and sister face an increasingly uncertain future in this dark drama from Read More

Gilmore Girls: The Fundamental Things Apply

Synopsis: Lorelei (Lauren Graham) is none too thrilled to find out that her interior decorator was previously hired by Emily (Kelly Bishop). Luke (Scott Patterson) adjusts himself to the rules of the Gilmores' "movie night" (Casablanca is the main attraction, as indicated by the episode's title), even as Read More

Black Mask 2: City of Masks

Actors: Traci Lords, Jon Polito, Rob Van Dam, Andy On

Synopsis: The Black Mask (Andy On replacing Jet Li) faces-off against a series of gruesome mutants while frantically searching for a cure for his ability not to feel pain in this flashy sequel to the 1996 original. When the Black Mask learns that genetic scientists worldwide are falling victim to an unknown Read More

They Shoot Divas, Don't They?

Synopsis: Originally filmed under the title Slow Burn, this made-for-TV thriller stars Jennifer Beals as Sloan McBride, a Cher-like rock diva. After 17 years on the top, the fortysomething Sloan is faced with the realization that her popularity is being chipped away by the Britneys of the world. Enter the Read More

D.R.E.A.M. Team

Synopsis: Three female undercover agents fight evil and look good doing it in this made-for-TV action-adventure drama. While Puerto Rico may be a playground for the rich and famous in the eyes of the world, United Nations intelligence agent J.W. Garrison (Martin Sheen) and his CIA colleague Zack Hamilton (Jeff Kaake Read More

Chump Change

Actors: Tim Matheson, Traci Lords, Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara

Synopsis: Actor and playwright Stephen Burrows makes his directorial debut with this independent comedy that takes a witty look at the downside of working in the movie business. Steve (Burrows) is a writer, actor, and comic who years ago left his hometown of Milwaukee, WI, for the bright lights of Hollywood Read More

Epicenter

Actors: Traci Lords, Gary Daniels, Jeff Fahey

Synopsis: An attractive female FBI agent is transporting an industrial spy to a California prison. He is attracted to her, but complications set in when, upon landing, a massive earthquake strikes. Now the two must help each other to save the agent's daughter, keep hit men from assassinating the criminal Read More

The Killing Club

Actors: Julie Bowen, Traci Lords, Dawn Maxey

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Hercules, Tramps & Thieves

Actors: Kevin Sorbo, Michael Hurst, Traci Lords, Bruce Campbell, John Sumner

Synopsis: After extracting a promise from Autolycus (Bruce Campbell) not to rob the First Bank of Greece in Thracia, Hercules (Kevin Sorbo) agrees to help Autolycus prevent his ex-wife, Luscious (Traci Elizabeth Lords), currently a singer at the Club Nymph-O-Mania, from holding up the bank herself. It seems Read More

Extramarital

Actors: Traci Lords, Jeff Fahey, Brian Bloom, Maria Diaz, Natalie Karp

Synopsis: Traci Lords served as executive producer as well as star for this thriller concerning murder and infidelity. Elizabeth (Traci Lords) has given up a career in business to pursue her dream of becoming a full-time journalist, winning an internship at an upscale lifestyle magazine where her editor Read More

Blade

Actors: Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N'Bushe Wright, Donal Logue

Synopsis: British director Stephen Norrington helmed this David S. Goyer adaptation of the Marvel Comics character created in 1973 by scripter Marv Wolfman and artist Gene Colan. In the Tomb of Dracula comic book origin, just before Blade's mother gave birth to Blade, she was bitten by a vampire, which made Read More

Me and Will

Actors: Melissa Behr, Sherrie Rose, Seymour Cassel

Synopsis: Melissa Behr and Sherrie Rose wrote, directed, and star in this offbeat road comedy about two women with a passion for motorcycles who meet while going through rehab. When they discover they've both longed to ride Captain America's red, white, and blue chopper from Easy Rider, they escape the Read More

Boogie Boy

Synopsis: Mark Dacascos plays Jesse, who has just been freed after a stretch in prison. He reluctantly helps out his pal Larry (Jaimz Woolvett) with a drug deal; when things go badly, Jesse has to make a run to Detroit, where a straight job awaits him, before the dealers find out where he is. Boogie Boy Read More

Stir

Actors: Traci Lords, Andrew Heckler, Daniel Roebuck, Tony Todd, Karen Black

Synopsis: This psychological thriller is helmed Russian director Rodion Nakhapetov, who also fills a cameo role in the film. Traci Lords stars as Kelly Bekins, a recently widowed mother who takes her six-year-old son Matthew (Seth Adkins) to the motel where her scientist husband Joseph (Daniel Roebuck) was Read More

Underworld

Actors: Denis Leary, Joe Mantegna, Annabella Sciorra, Larry Bishop, Abe Vigoda

Synopsis: In this Quentin Tarantino-style blood-drenched pseudo-film noir, Denis Leary plays a hood named Johnny who, after getting out of prison, dedicates himself to exacting revenge on mobsters who brutally injured his father. Ned Lynch (Larry Bishop, who wrote the screenplay) attacked Johnny's father Read More

Blood Money

Actors: James Brolin, Billy Drago, Traci Lords, Bentley Mitchum, Alison Moir

Synopsis: In this violent actioner, a vengeful criminal escapes from prison and heads off to ruin the life of the one responsible for his incarceration. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide Read More

Roseanne: Lost Youth

Synopsis: David (Johnny Galecki) and Mark (Glenn Quinn) fight over Stacy (Traci Lords), the new waitress at the Lunch Box. Roseanne heightens the tension by making David paint a mural at the diner. Meanwhile, Jackie wants to spice things up between her and Fred (Michael O'Keefe). ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Read More

Virtuosity

Actors: Denzel Washington, Kelly Lynch, Russell Crowe, Stephen Spinella, William Forsythe

Synopsis: In a futuristic, high-tech world run by huge corporations, Parker Barnes (Denzel Washington) is an L.A. policeman serving time for killing the psychotic who murdered his wife and child. Lindenmeyer (Stephen Spinella), a Dr. Frankenstein of the computer era, has created a monster, Sid 6.7 (Russell Crowe Read More

Serial Mom

Actors: Kathleen Turner, Sam Waterston, Ricki Lake, Matthew Lillard, Mary Jo Catlett

Synopsis: Beverly Sutphin (Kathleen Turner) is the perfect suburban housewife and mother. She likes to cook, her home is immaculately clean, she's always well-groomed and cheerful, and she loves her husband Eugene (Sam Waterston) and her two children, Misty (Ricki Lake) and Chip (Matthew Lillard). There's Read More

As Good as Dead

Actors: Crystal Bernard, Judge Reinhold, Traci Lords, Carlos Carrasco, George Dickerson

Synopsis: This made-for-television mystery is a medical-thriller with a twist. Crystal Bernard stars as Susan, an L.A. newcomer who finds a new friend in ulcer-sufferer Nicole (Traci Lords). When Nicole (who has no medical insurance) needs emergency surgery for her ulcer, Susan comes to the rescue and Read More

Dragstrip Girl

Actors: Natasha Gregson Wagner, Mark Dacascos, Traci Lords

Synopsis: In this drama about juvenile delinquents on the prowl, Johnny (Mark Dacascos) is a parking attendant who wants better things out of life, and isn't above bending the law to get them. Johnny is in cahoots with a ring of car thieves who swipe valuable automobiles and sell the parts for whatever the Read More

Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Man 2

Actors: Vernon Wells, Deborah Shelton, Jim Metzler, Dennis Christopher, Nicholas Worth

Synopsis: This science fiction adventure, set in the future, depicts an Earth so polluted that people must live underground to avoid the deadly air. It is the sequel to 1989's Circuitry Man. In this new world, people who once would have plugged into drugs for illicit fun, now turn on with computer chips. Read More

Highlander: The Darkness

Actors: Adrian Paul, Alexandra Van Der Noot, Stan Kirsch, Jim Byrnes, Philip Akin

Synopsis: After receiving an ominous warning from a gypsy fortune teller, Tessa (Alexandra Van Der Noot) is kidnapped by Pallin Wolf (Andrew Jackson), a rogue Watcher. It is all part of a scheme to draw Tessa's Immortal sweetheart, Duncan (Adrian Paul), out in the open -- thus leaving him vulnerable to Read More

Ice

Actors: Zach Galligan, Traci Lords, Phillip Troy

Synopsis: Don't worry: former porn queen Traci Lords was "of age" when she starred in Ice. Lords and Phillip Troy play a husband-and-wife team of thieves who steal a fortune in diamonds. Problem is, they've stolen it from a mob kingpin. Before the film's halfway point, Lords is going it alone, running Read More

The Tommyknockers

Actors: Jimmy Smits, Marg Helgenberger, Joanna Cassidy

Synopsis: Adapted for TV, this is a Stephen King story in which an aspiring writer and an alcoholic poet (with a metal plate in his head, no less) literally stumble over a long-buried spaceship while walking in the woods. It starts glowing green when uncovered and soon everyone in town has green eyes, their Read More

Desperate Crimes

Actors: Franco Columbu, Denise Crosby, Traci Lords

Synopsis: When a gang battle costs a man one of his closest relatives, he sets his sights on evening the score in this crime drama. When two rival crime factions begin waging war on each other over control of prostitution and drug trafficking, a woman who was merely an innocent bystander is killed in the Read More

Skinner

Actors: Ted Raimi, Ricki Lake, David Warshofsky, Traci Lords

Synopsis: Dennis Skinner (Ted Raimi) seems like a normal enough guy, but he has a very abnormal hobby -- at night, he creeps through the back streets looking for potential victims, and when he finds one, he carefully removes their skin with an elaborate collection of knives. Heidi (Traci Lords), one of Read More

Intent to Kill

Actors: Traci Lords, Angelo Tiffe

Synopsis: Traci Lords stars as Vicki Stewart, an undercover cop on the trail of drug kingpin Salvador (Angelo Tiffe). ~ Jason Ankeny, All Movie Guide Read More

Laser Moon

Synopsis: In this action thriller, a big city where crime is commonplace is shocked by the news of a psychotic killer on the loose. Striking every full moon, the murderer is a necrophile who kills beautiful women with a surgical laser, and then violates their bodies. The police are desperate for a lead when Read More

The Nutt House

Actors: Stephen Kearney, Traci Lords, Amy Yasbeck

Synopsis: Traci Lords and Amy Yasbeck star in this anarchic comedy about a pair of identical twins separated at birth. One goes on to be a politician, while the other suffers from a bizarre multiple personality disorder. When the two are reunited and not everyone is sure who is whom, heads start to roll and Read More

Married... With Children: Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

Synopsis: While working as a janitor in a private detective's office, Al is mistaken for a "P.I." by a beautiful client named Vanessa Van Pelt (played by the formidable Traci Lords). Donning trench-coat and snap-brim, Al goes "noir" to help Vanessa claim a valuable gem which is in dangered of being pilfered Read More

Raw Nerve

Actors: Glenn Ford, Sandahl Bergman, Randall "Tex" Cobb, Ted Prior, Traci Lords

Synopsis: When, during a rash of grotesque shotgun murders, a young race car driver goes to the police claiming that he's been having dreams about the killer, he gets locked up as the suspect. A lady reporter falls in love with the suspect and sets out prove his innocence and find the real killer. A rogue Read More

Boxing Babes

Synopsis: Beautiful women duke it out in the boxing ring. ~ All Movie Guide Read More

Murder in High Places

Synopsis: Murder in High Places is a made-for-TV whodunit set at a Colorado ski resort ("High Places." Get It?). Adam Baldwin, an ex-football pro turned cop, is the investigating officer in a homicide case. He is aided and abetted by Ted Levine, an alcoholic ex-newsman (what price Hunter Thompson?) who is Read More

A Time to Die

Synopsis: In this thriller, a free-lance photographer is falsely convicted of possessing cocaine and is sentenced to jail time and 400 hours of community service. For the latter she must work with the LAPD and take favorable pictures of them doing their jobs for a public relations campaign. She willingly Read More

Cry-Baby

Actors: Johnny Depp, Amy Locane, Susan Tyrrell, Polly Bergen, Iggy Pop, Ricki Lake

Synopsis: John Waters does a quirky spin on '50s nostalgia in Cry-Baby, his musical homage to Rebel Without a Cause and Romeo and Juliet. Set in Baltimore in 1954 at the birth of rock & roll, the film features Johnny Depp as Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker. Depp is pure charisma as a juvenile delinquent with a Read More

Shock 'em Dead

Actors: Traci Lords, Stephen Quadros

Synopsis: In this thriller, geek Martin (Stephen Quadros) makes his dream of becoming a famous rock musician come true when he sells his soul to the Devil. As Martin is rocketed to stardom as a performer known as Angel, he is also transformed into a ghoulish undead creature who must kill in order to Read More

Fast Food

Actors: Clark Brandon, Randal Patrick, Tracy Griffith, Michael J. Pollard, Lanny Horn, Jim Varney, Traci Lords

Synopsis: Two wacky guys find both romance and fortune in the hamburger business in this comedy. Augie (Clark Brandon) and Drew (Randal Patrick) are a pair of longtime students at Hopkins University who've been making a living by pulling one semi-legal scam after another for years, but one day the dean (J. Don Ferguson Read More

Hollywood Boulevard, Part 2

Actors: Roger Corman

Synopsis: Roger Corman's production company does it again with this fast-paced, funny send-up of grade "B" movie-making. Like the first Hollywood Boulevard, this story is set at the kitschiest production company in Tinsel Town, Miracle Pictures. The trouble begins during the filming of Barbarian Goddesses of the Amazon Read More

Married... With Children: Tooth or Consequences

Synopsis: Even 17 years of marriage is not nearly as painful as the toothache currently plaguing Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill). In desperation, Al visits his neighbor Marcy's (Amanda Bearse) dentist, who bears the Three Stoogelike name of Dr. Plierson (Joe Flaherty). As the session progresses, both Al and Plierson Read More

Not of This Earth

Synopsis: A deliberately campy remake of a Roger Corman low-budget sci-fi outing from 1957, this horror film tells the gruesome story of a bloodthirsty alien who comes to our planet looking to replenish his planet's declining food supply. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide Read More

Warm-Up with Traci Lords

Walkin' the Mean Streets

Red Hot Rock

Synopsis: Red Hot Rock features uncensored versions of 11 rock music videos, including songs by Queen and by Duran Duran. ~ All Movie Guide Read More