Tom ArnoldFilmography

The Great Buck Howard

Actors: John Malkovich, Colin Hanks, Emily Blunt, Ricky Jay, Debra Monk

Synopsis: A young man on his way up hitches his wagon to a middle-aged star on his way down in a comedy from writer and director Sean McGinly. Troy Gable (Colin Hanks) is a guy in his early twenties who has dropped out of law school and is pondering his next move. Troy has an interest in working in the Read More

Heckle U [Web Series]

Actors: Tom Arnold, Owen Benjamin, Katie Cleary, Kirk Fox, Chris Wylde

Synopsis: Tom Arnold and Owen Benjamin star in this original web series about a professional heckler from Montana University, and his lifelong quest to badger his way to infamy. Chance Stevens (Benjamin) exceeds at shouting insults during sporting events, and rightly so, since he's been taught by the best. Read More

Gardens of the Night

Actors: Gillian Jacobs, Evan Ross, Ryan Simpkins, Jermaine "Scooter" Smith, Tom Arnold, Kevin Zegers

Synopsis: Abducted by two men and forced into child prostitution when she was just eight years old, a homeless San Diego street teen is finally reunited with her family only to find that the traumas of the past may have scarred her for life. Leslie (Ryan Simpkins) was walking to school when her neighbors Read More

Good Dick

Actors: Marianna Palka, Jason Ritter, Tom Arnold, Mark Webber, Martin Starr

Synopsis: When a lonely young girl named Anna walks into her local independent video store in search of an erotic film, the clerk behind the counter vows to transcend her emotional barriers and win her heart in this quirky relationship comedy written, directed by, and starring Marianna Palka. Though the Read More

The Jerk Theory

Actors: Josh Henderson, Jenna Dewan

Unstable Fables: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears

Actors: Jamie Lynn Spears, Brooke Shields, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: A bratty television star named Goldilocks agrees to live with three unruly bears as part of a Big Brother-style reality game show in this comic updating of the classic fairy tale. Realizing that in order to win the game they will all have to peacefully coexist in the same house, the young girl and Read More

This is Not a Test

Crew: Executive Producer

Actors: Hill Harper, Tom Arnold, Robinne Lee, Eddie Cahill, Gordon Currie

Synopsis: Writer/producer/director Chris Angel examines the paranoia of life in the age of terrorism with this drama about a Los Angeles man who attempts to prepare for the worst after becoming convinced that his city has been targeted for a nuclear attack. Carl (Hill Harper) and Vivian Ashby (Robinne Lee) Read More

A Christmas Proposal

Actors: Nicole Eggert, David O'Donnell, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: Nicole Eggert, David O'Donnell, and Tom Arnold star in this film about a legal dispute that can only be resolved by one thing -- romance. When two lawyers on different sides of a battle over land rights discover that they were once childhood sweethearts, the case that was supposed to be a dogfight Read More

National Lampoon's Stoned Age

Actors: Adam Rifkin, Ali Larter, Hayes MacArthur, David Carradine, Gary Busey

Synopsis: A philosophical caveman discovers that there's more to life than sticks, stones, and brontosaurus burgers in this prehistoric comedy from cult director Adam Rifkin (The Dark Backward). Ishbo (Rifkin) isn't your average hunter/gatherer; in a world dominated by Neanderthals, his fellow tribe members Read More

Moonlight and Mistletoe

Actors: Candace Cameron Bure, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: Candace Cameron Bure and Tom Arnold star in this warm holiday comedy about the spirit of Christmas. A prodigal daughter returns to her father's business -- a Christmas village -- to discover that grinches are set to take the town away from him. However, they weren't counting on her business savvy Read More

The Final Season

Actors: Sean Astin, Powers Boothe, Rachael Leigh Cook, James Gammon, Larry Miller

Synopsis: A place where baseball is more than just a game fights to hold on to the national pastime in this drama inspired by a true story. Norway, Iowa is a little town where folks take baseball seriously -- so much so that even though Norway's high school boasts less than a hundred students, their Read More

Pride

Actors: Terrence Howard, Bernie Mac, Kimberly Elise, Tom Arnold, Brandon Fobbs

Synopsis: A college-educated African-American schoolteacher frustrated by his inability to find a job repairs an abandoned recreational pool hall in hopes of starting Philadelphia's first African-American swim team in this inspirational drama that takes its cue from the true-life story of charismatic Read More

Remarkable Power!

Actors: Evan Peters, Kevin Nealon, Kip Pardue, Nora Zehetner, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: Brandon Beckner's black comedy Remarkable Power stars Saturday Night Live alum Kevin Nealon as Jack West, an L.A. television personality who's having a very bad time both at work and at home. The ratings for his talk show continue to nosedive, and his wife has been sleeping with a pro baseball Read More

National Lampoon's Homo Erectus

Actors: Adam Rifkin, Ali Larter, David Carradine, Talia Shire

Synopsis: Detroit Rock City's Adam Rifkin writes, directs, and stars in National Lampoon's Homo Erectus, a prehistoric comedy surrounding a caveman and his plight to find love while leading his clan. Ali Larter plays the love interest, with David Carradine and Talia Shire portraying Rifkin's parents. Cameos Read More

Palo Alto

Actors: Tom Arnold, Ben Savage, Autumn Reeser, Johnny Lewis, Justin Mentell, Aaron Ashmore

Synopsis: Four college freshman who have returned home for Thanksgiving break find that the old adage about absence making the heart grow fonder rings true in director Brad Leong's nostalgic comedy drama. Back home for the first time since they set out for college, a small group of lifelong friends realize Read More

The Kid & I

Crew: Producer, Screenwriter

Actors: Tom Arnold, Eric Gores, Linda Hamilton, Henry Winkler

Synopsis: A washed-up actor finds an unlikely path back to the big screen in this offbeat family comedy. Bill Williams (Tom Arnold) is an actor whose career has gone into a severe tailspin ever since his brief fling with fame -- a supporting role in the Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle True Lies. Sinking into Read More

Barely Legal

Actors: Erik Von Detten, Tony Denman, Daniel Farber, Amy Smart, Sarah Jane Potts, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: Why rent a dirty movie when you can make your own? That's the can-do philosophy embraced by a handful of girl-crazy teens in this comedy. Fred (Tony Denman), Deacon (Erik von Detten), and Matt (Daniel Farber) are three high school kids who, like most teenaged boys, are obsessed with sex. Deacon Read More

Happy Endings

Actors: Tom Arnold, Jesse Bradford, Bobby Cannavale, Sarah Clarke, Steve Coogan, Laura Dern, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Lisa Kudrow

Synopsis: Three loosely interrelated stories of dysfunctional relationships are played for edgy laughs in this dark comedy drama from writer and director Don Roos. An unexpected assignation between stepsiblings Mamie and Charley results in Mamie becoming pregnant, with the child being put up for adoption Read More

Three Wise Guys

Actors: Eddie McClintock, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Judd Nelson, Nick Turturro, Roddy Piper

Synopsis: If Damon Runyon, the author of the story on which The Three Wise Guys was based, were to summarize it, it might sound something like this: One December day around Christmastime I am in the city of Las Vegas talking to Harry the Horse about this and that, when I hear this yarn about a citizen by Read More

Chasing Christmas

Actors: Tom Arnold, Andrea Roth, Jed Rees, Leslie Jordan

Synopsis: A modern-day Scrooge looking to make Christmas miserable for everyone around him receives an important lesson in the true meaning of the season in this contemporary re-telling of the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. Jack Cameron (Tom Arnold) is a deeply embittered divorcee who has no Read More

Mr. 3000

Actors: Bernie Mac, Angela Bassett, Brian J. White, Michael Rispoli, Ian Anthony Dale

Synopsis: Directed by Charles Stone III, Mr. 3000 revolves around over-the-hill baseball star Stan Ross (Bernie Mac), who retired after making what he thought was his 3,000th base hit for the Milwaukee Brewers (i.e. the exact amount of hits it takes to qualify for the Hall of Fame). Though he shocked his Read More

Soul Plane

Actors: John Witherspoon, Kevin Hart, Tom Arnold, Method Man, Snoop Dogg, K.D. Aubert

Synopsis: After an excruciatingly humiliating in-flight experience that culminated in a messy breakup and the untimely death of a dog, Nashawn Wade (Kevin Hart) sues the airline for all it's worth. This turns out to be a more than profitable move on his part; the lawsuit brings him a settlement in the hefty Read More

Cradle 2 the Grave

Actors: Jet Li, DMX, Mark Dacascos, Kelly Hu, Anthony Anderson, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: A thief and a lawman join forces to hunt down a common enemy in this action thriller. Tony Fait (DMX) is a master thief who, along with his crew (Gabrielle Union, Anthony Anderson, and Drag-On), pulls off a major score when they steal a cache of highly valuable black diamonds. However, the Read More

Three Stooges' 75th Anniversary Special

Synopsis: Perhaps the most thorough (and least hokey) of the many TV Three Stooges retrospectives, this NBC special not only concentrates on the most popular members of the comic trio -- Jerry "Curly" Howard, Moe Howard, and Larry Fine -- but also provides generous and laudatory screen time to Curly's Read More

Just 4 Kicks

Actors: Tom Arnold, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, Cobi Jones

Synopsis: Best known as the production designer on most of the Farrelly Brothers films, Sidney J. Bartholomew Jr. makes his directorial debut with this family-friendly soccer comedy. Real-life twin brothers Dylan and Cole Sprouse play a pair of soccer-playing kids severely lacking in skill on the field. But Read More

Manhood

Actors: Nestor Carbonell, Janeane Garofalo, John Ritter, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: When Jill (Janeane Garofalo), the sister of reformed womanizer and former high-profile fashion photographer Jack (Nestor Carbonell), leaves her 17-year-old son with his uncle in an unstable bid to find herself, her brother and sister face an increasingly uncertain future in this dark drama from Read More

Television: The First 50 Years

Children on Their Birthdays

Actors: Sheryl Lee, Joe Pichler, Jesse Plemons, Tania Raymonde

Synopsis: A boy in the deep South learns the joys and sorrows of first love in this comedy-drama based on the short story by Truman Capote. Billy Bob Murphy (Joe Pichler) is a thirteen-year-old boy growing up in a small Alabama town in 1947. Billy Bob's mother Elinore (Sheryl Lee) lost her husband during Read More

Hansel & Gretel

Actors: Taylor Momsen, Jacob Smith, Delta Burke, Howie Mandel, Gerald McRaney

Synopsis: One of The Brothers Grimm's best loved fairy tales gets an overhaul using the latest in visual effects technology in this comedy-drama for the whole family. A little girl (Dakota Fanning) has a hard time getting to sleep, so her father (Daniel Roebuck) dusts off a book of children's stories and Read More

Exit Wounds

Actors: Steven Seagal, DMX, Isaiah Washington, Anthony Anderson, Michael Jai White, Jill Hennessy

Synopsis: Returning to his action feature terrain after a short hiatus, Steven Seagal plays Orin Boyd, a maverick Detroit detective with an unconventional way of taking down foes. After a failed intervention in a terrorist kidnapping case that humiliates his superiors, Boyd -- who is hailed as a top-drawer Read More

Laughing Out Loud: America's Funniest Comedians, Vol. 4

Synopsis: Like its predecessors, this installment to the popular Laughing Out Loud series offers viewers the experience of a standup comedy club from the comfort of home. This production features a variety of comedians performing some of their funniest bits; among those included are Bobby Collins, John Read More

The Best Damn Sports Show Period [TV Series]

Actors: Chris Myers, Steve Lyons, Tom Arnold, John Kruk, Deacon Jones

Animal Factory

Actors: Willem Dafoe, Edward Furlong, Seymour Cassel, Mickey Rourke, Steve Buscemi

Synopsis: Actor-turned-director Steve Buscemi follows up on his restrained 1996 directorial debut Trees Lounge (1996) with this gritty, understated prison drama. Twenty-one-year-old suburban kid Ron (Edward Furlong) got busted for dealing drugs and slapped with an especially severe jail sentence. Though he Read More

Ablaze

Actors: Tom Arnold, Michael Dudikoff, Ice-T, Amanda Pays, John Bradley

Synopsis: Fire captain Jack Thomas (John Bradley) has his hands full when greedy developer Wendell Mays (Tom Arnold) arranges for his industrial refinery near the city to catch fire and explode for the insurance money. Not only are Thomas' firemen overtaxed and his veteran hero (Michael Dudikoff) in grave Read More

Lloyd

Actors: Brendon Ryan Barrett, Todd Bosley

Synopsis: A sixth grader discovers the joys and sorrows of first love -- as if he doesn't already have enough problems -- in this comedy. Eleven-year-old Lloyd (Todd Bosley) is short, skinny, awkward, and wears thick round glasses; in most any American school, these qualities are enough to make you the Read More

Bar Hopping

Actors: Tom Arnold, Scott Baio, Sally Kellerman, Kevin Nealon, Kelly Preston, John Henson, Nicole Sullivan

Synopsis: This irreverent comedy focuses on a group of nine single people in their thirties who've gotten into the habit of hitting the same three bars in Los Angeles every weekend; most of them are looking for love, but that's the last thing any of them are likely to find. The cast includes Tom Arnold Read More

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th

Actors: Coolio, Majandra Delfino, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Tom Arnold

Synopsis: Several of the biggest teen horror hits of the 1990s get slashed in this satiric comedy. Hagitha Utslay (Tiffani Amber Thiessen) is a television reporter with Empty-V News who is covering a series of murders that have the students of Bulimia Falls High School quaking in their boots. The school's Read More

Jackie's Back

Actors: Jenifer Lewis, Tim Curry, TV Blake, Tangie Ambrose, Whoopi Goldberg

Synopsis: Soul diva Jackie Washington is determined to hit the comeback trail but seems to be having trouble finding the on-ramp in the mock-documentary comedy Jackie's Back. Jackie (played by Jenifer Lewis) was a Rhythm and Blues singer who had a few late '60's and early 70's hits, including "Yield" and Read More

Blue Ridge Fall

Actors: Peter Facinelli, Rodney Eastman, Will Estes, Jay R. Ferguson

Synopsis: A teenager finds himself torn between his loyalty to his friends and possibly destroying his own future in this drama. Danny (Peter Facinelli) is a high school senior who has been offered a chance to play football for a college scholarship; while the offer is tempting, at the same time he doesn't Read More

Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night

Actors: Marie Osmond, Judith Blazer, Phil Hartman, Tom Arnold, Jim Cummings

Synopsis: This tuneful animated children's holiday outing chronicles the adventures of two comical 19th-century Austrian mice as they try to save an orphan from evil thieves and provide her with a Christmas miracle. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide Read More

National Lampoon's Golf Punks

Actors: Tom Arnold, Rhys Huber

Synopsis: In this comical outing, an ex-golf pro is assigned to teach the world's unlikeliest bunch of kids to become expert players. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide Read More

McHale's Navy

Crew: Co-producer

Actors: Tom Arnold, Tim Curry, Dean Stockwell, David Alan Grier, Debra Messing

Synopsis: The most disorganized crew in the Navy returns in this updated adaptation of the once-popular TV sitcom. Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale (Tom Arnold) has retired from the U.S. Navy and is living on the old PT boat he used to command. He spends his days making the rounds of the Caribbean Island of San Read More

Touch

Actors: Bridget Fonda, Christopher Walken, Skeet Ulrich, Tom Arnold, Gina Gershon

Synopsis: This film is the product of an unlikely pairing between novelist Elmore Leonard and maverick screenwriter-director Paul Schrader. Leonard usually writes Detroit-based crime novels; this time, Schrader transports one of Leonard's quirkier, non-crime books to an L.A. scene. Christopher Walken plays Read More

Big Bully

Actors: Rick Moranis, Tom Arnold, Julianne Phillips, Carol Kane, Jeffrey Tambor

Synopsis: In this comedy, a writer's triumphant return to his hometown turns out to have a very long string attached. As a child, small and timid David Leary grew up in Hastings, MN, where he lived in mortal fear of the school bully, Roscoe Bigger, aka "Fang." Fang loved nothing more than making David's Read More

Saturday Night Live: Tom Arnold [2]

Actors: Tom Arnold, Tupac Shakur

Synopsis: This 1996 episode of Saturday Night Live is hosted by Tom Arnold and features musical guest Tupac Shakur. ~ Skyler Miller, All Movie Guide Read More

The Stupids

Actors: Tom Arnold, Jessica Lundy, Bug Hall, Alex McKenna, Mark Metcalf

Synopsis: This film is based on The Stupids series of children's books by Harry Allard and James Marshall, which are about a family that takes things very, very literally. In this film, the Stupids attempt to discover what happens to the garbage that disappears from their lawn every week (they think it has Read More

Carpool

Actors: Tom Arnold, David Paymer, Rhea Perlman, Rod Steiger, Kim Coates

Synopsis: Franklin Lazlo (Tom Arnold) is desperate. His carnival is on the skids and he hasn't got the money to make his next payroll. He tries robbery, with little result except to have the police, some professional robbers, and a meter-maid (Rhea Perlman) chasing him. On the way, he takes uptight and Read More

Nine Months

Actors: Hugh Grant, Julianne Moore, Tom Arnold, Joan Cusack, Jeff Goldblum

Synopsis: A single man faces the terrifying prospect of seeing his carefree life dashed by a visit from the stork in this comedy. Samuel Falkner (Hugh Grant) is a child psychiatrist who has no kids of his own and doesn't want any, which leaves him a bit shaken when his girlfriend of five years, Rebecca Read More

True Lies

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Tia Carrere

Synopsis: Borrowing liberally from the French film La Totale, this is an action picture, domestic comedy, and political thriller rolled into a crowd-pleasing ball of entertainment. Producer James Cameron wrote and directed the film. Henry Tasker (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is a workaholic computer salesman Read More

Undercover Blues

Actors: Kathleen Turner, Dennis Quaid, Fiona Shaw, Stanley Tucci, Larry Miller

Synopsis: Nick and Nora Charles are updated to a touchy-feely couple of the 1990s who take a break from the action to raise their eleven-month-old child. Kathleen Turner and Dennis Quaid star as Jane and Jeff Blue, two CIA super-agents who have abandoned the daily grind to devote quality time to their baby Read More

The Woman Who Loved Elvis

Actors: Roseanne, Tom Arnold, Sally Kirkland, Cynthia Gibb, Danielle Harris

Synopsis: In this drama, the life of a social worker undergoes dramatic changes after she is assigned to oversee the case of a welfare mother who is almost unnaturally obsessed with Elvis Presley. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide Read More

Roseanne: Lose a Job, Winnebago

Synopsis: The Conners and the Tildens go on a trip to Los Angeles, CA, in a motor home. Roseanne wants to go to Hollywood to watch The Jackie Thomas Show (starring her then-husband Tom Arnold). Dan thinks about adding to the family. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide Read More

Body Bags

Actors: Mark Hamill, Stacy Keach, David Warner, John Carpenter, Roger Corman, Wes Craven, Deborah Harry, Tobe Hooper, Sam Raimi

Synopsis: Horror virtuoso John Carpenter hosts this goofy horror anthology, originally produced for Showtime as a gory stepchild of HBO's Tales from the Crypt series. Playing an emaciated, eye-rolling "coroner," John introduces the audience to a triptych of creepy vignettes in the EC horror-comics mode Read More

Coneheads

Actors: Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, Michelle Burke, Michael McKean, Jason Alexander

Synopsis: "The Coneheads" were a sketch on the Saturday Night Live television show of the late '70s which were expanded to feature-length proportions with this film. The story concerns Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) and Prymaat (Jane Curtin), who leave the planet Remulak to prepare for an invasion of Planet Earth. Read More

The Larry Sanders Show: Performance Artist

Synopsis: Performance art certainly isn't for everyone, as Larry (Garry Shandling) quickly finds out in this installment of The Larry Sanders Show. Worried that the show has become too routine, Larry books a controversial performance artist on the show. Despite his initial enthusiasm, however, our gracious Read More

Hero

Actors: Dustin Hoffman, Geena Davis, Andy Garcia, Joan Cusack, Kevin J. O'Connor

Synopsis: Stephen Frears' Hero is a contemporary re-working of a Frank Capra-styled fable about a two-bit criminal named Bernie (Dustin Hoffman) who saves several passengers from a plane crash and leaves the scene without being identified, leaving only a lost shoe for identification. One of the passengers Read More

Roseanne: This Old House

Synopsis: Roseanne and Jackie tell stories from their childhood about sneaking out to frat parties when they make a final visit to the house they grew up in. Meanwhile, Darlene and David (Johnny Galecki) skip school to go to a comic book convention in Chicago, leaving Roseanne with the task of thinking up a Read More

Roseanne Arnold: Live from Trump Castle

Crew: Executive Producer, Screenwriter

Roseanne: Bingo

Crew: Screenwriter

Synopsis: After going out once with Crystal (Natalie West), Roseanne gets hooked on bingo and can't seem to stop. Edie McClurg and Mitzi McCall guest star as the bingo-crazed ladies Harriet and Peg, respectively. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide Read More

Saturday Night Live: Roseanne Arnold and Tom Arnold

Actors: Roseanne, Tom Arnold, The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Synopsis: This 1992 episode of Saturday Night Live is hosted by Roseanne Arnold and Tom Arnold and features musical guest Red Hot Chili Peppers. ~ Skyler Miller, All Movie Guide Read More

Roseanne: The Bowling Show

Synopsis: Dan and Arnie's (Tom Arnold) bowling team is in last place. Meanwhile, Jackie and Nancy (Sandra Bernhard) develop a friendship that excludes Roseanne. First appearance of Mark's (Glenn Quinn) brother, played by Johnny Galecki. Originally named Kevin Healy, his character name was permanently Read More

Roseanne: Stand on Your Man

Synopsis: Roseanne finally opens her restaurant, the Lanford Lunch Box. After getting threatened by one of her first customers, Roseanne is prompted to take a self defense class with Jackie and Nancy (Sandra Bernhard). Meanwhile, Arnie (Tom Arnold) returns to Lanford to try and get back together with Nancy. Read More

A Different World: Honeymoon in L.A., Part 2

Synopsis: In the conclusion of A Different World's two-part Season Six opener, Whitley (Jasmine Guy and Dwayne (Kadeem Hardison) continue to recall their chaotic honeymoon in riot-torn Los Angeles. At the same time, the couple's friends react to the violence (inspired by the infamous Rodney King verdict) in Read More

Roseanne: Aliens

Synopsis: In this finale episode of the fourth season of Roseanne, the Conners once again are faced with a grim financial situation. Roseanne loses her job when Rodbell's diner goes out of business and Dan is out of work when he is forced to close his bike shop, Lanford Custom Cycle. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Read More

Roseanne: Therapy

Synopsis: Roseanne is convinced that Jackie should date tax accountant Art (Dan Butler), even though she's not attracted to him at all. Then Roseanne accompanies Jackie on a session with her therapist (Rondi Reed). Meanwhile, Darlene has problems with a bully at school. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide Read More

Saturday Night Live: Tom Arnold [1]

Actors: Tom Arnold, Neil Young

Synopsis: This 1992 episode of Saturday Night Live is hosted by Tom Arnold and features musical guest Neil Young. ~ Skyler Miller, All Movie Guide Read More

Roseanne: Secrets

Synopsis: Depressed about the break up with Becky, Mark (Glenn Quinn) gets drunk and rowdy at the Lobo Lounge and punches the jukebox. Dan picks him up, promising not to tell Becky or Roseanne about it. However, Roseanne finds out through Jackie and makes Dan pay for keeping a secret from her. ~ Andrea Read More

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Actors: Robert Englund, Lisa Zane, Shon Greenblatt, Lezlie Deane, Rick Logan

Synopsis: The producers insisted that this sixth entry in the Nightmare on Elm Street series marked the last; no points for guessing that additional sequels followed. This time, homicidal wraith Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) decides to extend his reign of terror past Elm Street. His agent-on-earth is his Read More

Roseanne: Valentine's Day

Synopsis: Becky tries to help Darlene get the attention of the boy she likes, Barry (Tristan Tait). But Darlene she gets mad when he asks Becky to the school dance instead. This episode marks the first appearance of two reoccurring characters: Martin Mull as Leon and Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie. Roseanne gets Read More

Roseanne: Second Time Around

Synopsis: Dan gets into an accident at the construction-site portable toilet, prompting him to reevaluate his life. D.J. can't get over it, so he follows his dad around the house. Scared by what could have happened, Dan and Roseanne write out their wills. Jackie gets angry when she learns that she wouldn't Read More

Backfield in Motion

Actors: Tom Arnold, Roseanne, Johnny Galecki

Synopsis: Roseanne Arnold, her then-husband Tom Arnold and Shelley Duvall teamed up to produce the made-for-TV Backfield in Motion. Roseanne plays a widowed real-estate agent who lives with her teenaged son Johnny Galecki. Mother and son have moved to an upstate California town where high school Read More

Roseanne: The Wedding

Synopsis: Dan disapproves of Roseanne's plans to help with the wedding between Crystal (Natalie West) and Dan's father, Ed (Ned Beatty). Crystal reveals that she is pregnant. First appearance of Lonnie (Kristopher Kent Hill). Part two of a two-part episode. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide Read More

Roseanne: Scenes From a Barbecue

Actors: Roseanne

Synopsis: A baseball-capped Shelley Winters guest stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Nana Mary, for a Mother's Day barbecue. By the end of it, the Conners wish Nana Mary lived with them. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide Read More

Roseanne: Vegas (Part 1)

Synopsis: Dan and Roseanne go to Las Vegas to stand up for the wedding of Arnie (Tom Arnold) and Nancy (Sandra Bernhard in her first appearance on Roseanne). Part one of a two-part episode. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide Read More

Roseanne: Vegas, Vegas (Part 2)

Synopsis: Dan and Roseanne go to a nightclub and a wedding chapel in Las Vegas with the newly married Arnie (Tom Arnold) and Nancy (Sandra Bernhard). Wayne Newton guest stars as himself. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide Read More

Roseanne: Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Synopsis: Jackie runs into her ex-boyfriend, Gary (Brian Kerwin), and his new girlfriend. She acts out her desperation and ends up sleeping with Arnie (Tom Arnold), which she instantly regrets. Roseanne's boss, Leon (Martin Mull), visits the Conner home for Dan's weekly poker game. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Read More

Roseanne: Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Synopsis: In this Halloween episode, Dan and Roseanne play a mean trick on next-door neighbor Kathy Bowman (Meagan Fay) and fear that she will retaliate. Meanwhile, Jackie flirts with a stranger at the Lobo Lounge costume party, who turns out to be her ex-boyfriend Booker (George Clooney in his last Read More

Roseanne: PMS, I Love You

Crew: Screenwriter

Synopsis: Roseanne gets PMS while trying to prepare for Dan's surprise birthday party. Dan finds out about it and suffers through an evening of torture from Roseanne, who assumes a state of extreme multiple personalities. This episode was written by Roseanne's then-husband Tom Arnold. ~ Andrea LeVasseur Read More

Roseanne: Friends and Relatives

Synopsis: Roseanne gets upset when Dan lends money to his friend Arnie (Tom Arnold), who uses the money to get his girlfriend Nancy breast implants. The situation is worsened when Dan loses a contracting job and is need of money himself. Although he doesn't want to ask his family members for money, he is Read More

Roseanne: Trick or Treat

Synopsis: On Halloween, Roseanne goes to the Lobo Lounge dressed in drag as a lumberjack. Mistaken for a man, she gets to hang out with some local bar guys. One of the funniest and bravest episodes, the infamous urinal scene in the restroom was cut from most versions that aired in syndication. First Read More

Roseanne: Lobocop

Crew: Screenwriter

Synopsis: When Roseanne takes on a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge, it cuts into her love life. Dan gets advice from his friend Andy (Robert Miranda), while Jackie offers what she can to Roseanne.To steal away some time with her, Dan decides to dress up like a tough greaser kid and fight for Read More

Roseanne: Guilt by Disassociation

Crew: Screenwriter

Synopsis: Still looking for a job after she quit the plastics factory in season one, Roseanne manages to get both hired and fired from a new job because she lacks computer skills. She then breaks up her own surprise party by getting into a fight with Dan. This episode was the first to be written by Read More

Roseanne: Five of a Kind

Synopsis: Dan gets jealous when he believes his work buddy Arnie has kissed Roseanne. This is the first appearance of the reoccurring character Arnie, as played by Tom Arnold, the actor who would later marry the real-life Roseanne in 1990. ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide Read More