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75

Boston Globe

By Jay Carr
Light on its feet and reveling in its deviousness, it stays one step ahead of us .
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75

New York Daily News

By Jack Mathews
It provides the first genuine laughs I've had at the movies in this young year.
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75

New York Post

By Lou Lumenick
An offer you shouldn't refuse: It's laugh-out-loud, side-splitting funny.
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75

Chicago Sun-Times

By Roger Ebert
A subtle but unmistakable aura of jolliness sneaks from the screen.
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63

San Francisco Examiner

It's not easy to wrench belly laughs out of contract killing, but Nine Yards does just that.
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50

Rolling Stone

By Peter Travers
The film falls short; only Peet goes the whole nine yards.
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50

San Francisco Chronicle

By Bob Graham
For quite of few of The Whole Nine Yards, it appears that the most clever thing in the movie is going to be the opening credits, monstrous...
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50

USA Today

By Mike Clark
A comedy without much zing but with an occasional zing-er that enables the film to pick up . . . well, if not nine yards, maybe an inch or...
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49

Mr. Showbiz

By Kevin Maynard
It's so plot heavy it never finds its nimble comic rhythm.
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25

Entertainment Weekly

By Owen Gleiberman
A convoluted ''dweeb meets the Mob'' farce in which everyone is trying to kill everyone else, but it's the movie that's the real corpse --...
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For adult humor, sexual situations, violence, explicit language
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says Iffy for 16+ Some very funny moments, but not for kids.
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