Written
January 15, 2009
Boo.
I want our money and time back. After seeing this movie I felt insulted, do the people making these movies really think their audience is this stupid? I am a huge horror movie fan, all the way back to black & white... I'm not snobby about it either. I will enjoy a hack 'n slash just as much as a serious plot-driven movie. I didn't go into it expecting to have my mind blown or anything like that.... but COME ON people! I thought I'd at least be able to enjoy some cheap "make-you-jump" moments, and even those were pathetic. The trailer has all the good moments. The friends I went with had a hard time not laughing all the way through, it was just ridiculous the amount of crap in the plot you had to try and swallow to get through. The main character pretty much has the same expression on her face through the entire movie, and looked like a cheap Jennifer Connoly rip-off. It was just AWFUL. We left at the end saying this would make an excellent Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.
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10
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13
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