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    Written January 12, 2008

    Subtle, but wonderful message

    by

    The message of this movie may not blatantly obvious, but anyone who believes in God and His power, the ending will leave you with tears. I won't spoil the end for those of you who haven't seen yet, but a similar feeling you get at the end of Narnia. The message is clear, God loves you and needs you. This movie doesn't follow the typical VeggieTales format, but I think this may get more non-Christian families to go. My son is five and this movie was a great springboard for us to talk about God, what He is, and what He can do. If nothing else, this is a great children's movie that isn't violent, has some adult humor (that isn't inappropriate--i.e. Edward Scissorhands), good songs, and a good message for everyone (doing what is right). I strongly recommend this movie and I will buy it the day it is released, I may even go to the theater again to see it.

    • 12 out of 12 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 11, 2008

    The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - A VeggieTales Movie

    by SkyHi

    ABSOLUTELY amazing! The storyline is ingeniously CLEVER. This hidden message empowers any and every child to know that he/she CAN become a REAL hero. This serving of Veggies is TRULY good for our little ones...and even appeals to parents and grandparents. Big Idea, you've done it again...and even better! Congrats for wrapping a story of what it REALLy means to be a hero in a hilariously wacky and every-minute-jam-packed-full of excitement story of the adventures of these just, plain lovable Veggie pirates! We love you!!!!! Keep 'um coming. We need more.

    • 10 out of 11 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written February 1, 2008

    The Pirates Rock!

    The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is a fun family film. It has humor for both children and adults. My children love Veggie Tales. My youngest, age 5, loved playing the drums along with ROCK MONSTER, the fun song at the end of the movie. It gives symbolism of God, our King, and how He always supplies the help we need. We saw it in the big theatre twice. We will anxiously await its arrival on DVD.

    • 15 out of 23 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 11, 2008

    Great Family Film

    by tdi

    In this world of non-values and care less attitude this is a great family film that will entertain not only the children, but also the adults in your group. More studios should invest in value-based stories, congrats to Big Idea for having the courage to step up and lead the way.

    • 8 out of 9 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 29, 2008

    Drumroll please!

    by BobbyM

    I am a 16 year old boy. I like movies like rambo and Cloverfield but this movie was amazing. I went to this with my little cousin and i was like i dont want to see this. Then as the movie progessed i love it. I would see this again by myself. Very good Christian Movie.

    Great for kids and everything. MUST SEE!!!!

    • 9 out of 12 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 21, 2008

    The Pirates who don't do anything

    by SFBain1

    Great movie. I enjoyed it. Great message of faith in it. My 4 year old loved it.

    • 8 out of 10 found this review helpful.
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    Written February 21, 2008

    Fun flick

    by hmm23

    My child and I thougth the movie was a lot of fun. More of a new take on the Wizard of Oz theme than biblical - the Veggie Tales' standard plot line basis. Some age appropriate suspense and fun one liners for the parent set. Not as fast paced as a Pixar or Disney animation. Stay for the credits for an added music video which was a riot. One disappointment was that the Veggie Tales' version of the song "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" was not in the movie as my child had hoped and expected.

    • 16 out of 26 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 21, 2008

    Fun, Laughs and Positive Messages!

    If you're any type of fan of VeggieTales (Larry the Cucumber is my favorite), you will certainly enjoy this feature film! I've seen this film twice. The first time there was light attendance (weekday matinee), but on Saturday afternoon, it was the laughter of the parents & adults which caught my attention during the film. The dialogue has many fun for kids, but humor for adults as well...helping make this a true family film. Positve messages of "doing the right thing" and taking others in consideration prevail. All this is Cheesey Curls, to boot!

    • 11 out of 16 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 21, 2008

    They got arms!

    Having a technical background, its good to see them branching out with limbs on the new character. Its also good to see that the creators don't take themselces too seriously, it makes the entire package a lot of fun.

    The kids loved it. The 7 year-old says its rated 10 in funnyness (spelling?). The 11 year-old is singing the "Rock Monster" lyrics again now that I reminded him of the movie. How do they remember that in one sitting?

    The story-moral seemed muddy - unlike the movie "Jonah" or thier half-hour productions. Yes, you get the religous message but they are never heavy about it. The pirate movie seemed like it was going for a heavy message but was backed out by something in a business community; and the analogy made just didn't work for me. Kids were fine with it though. That was a shame. We aren't church-goers but we make sure the kids see all the vegitales because the messages are good, honest, valueable and pertinent.

    The movie is solid for kids and we recommend it.

    • 9 out of 12 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 19, 2008

    The pirates who don't do anything

    Very entertaining, my 2, 4 and 9 year olds all enjoyed the movie.

    • 8 out of 10 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 11, 2008

    Clean, Creative Entertainment

    This movie is a lot of fun - and on top of that it is clean and even instills values. Your kids (and you) will walk away knowing that a hero is someone who does what's right "even when its' really, really hard."

    Highly Recommended.

    • 6 out of 7 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 30, 2008

    The Whole Family liked it!!

    A Great film... We ALL (Myself, age 35, my Husband age 43 and my 2 sons, age 7 and 9 ) liked this one better than the 1st one we saw,Big Idea's Jonah -- a VeggieTales Movie.

    This movie was not too long, and kept both Boys attention thruout the whole film!!!
    All in all, GREAT!!!!!

    • 11 out of 17 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 21, 2008

    The Pirates who don't do anything

    Wonderful family movie!!!

    • 8 out of 11 found this review helpful.
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    Written February 22, 2008

    Not as bad as we thought

    by DiannaP

    We acctually were pleasantly surprised with this one it wasnt as bad as we thought it was going to be , the kids both really enjoyed it and I think it was better than Jonah

    • 15 out of 25 found this review helpful.
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  • Must Go!
    Written January 17, 2008

    The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

    This movie was a lot of fun for the whole family. This movie even made me laugh. My kids want me to buy it when it comes out on video. It is a great family film!!!

    • 7 out of 9 found this review helpful.
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