50

San Francisco Chronicle

By Carla Meyer
Unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, however, Vin Diesel shows no discernible comedic skills.
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50

Philadelphia Inquirer

It's the sort of stuff younger viewers will love.
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50

Miami Herald

By Connie Ogle
Don't expect perfection, and you'll emerge from this goofy movie all in one piece, with reasonably entertained kids and a milder headache.
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50

USA Today

By Mike Clark
Low on Diesel fuel, though probably amusing enough if you're part of the intended demographic, which appears to be the age group that likes to stick fingers up noses.
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50

Chicago Sun-Times

By Roger Ebert
All very nice, sometimes we smile, but there's nothing compelling.
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40

The Hollywood Reporter

By Kirk Honeycutt
Vin Diesel is out of his element in this lame family comedy.
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38

Boston Globe

By Ty Burr
JUST worth your children's time, and hardly worth yours.
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33

Entertainment Weekly

By Owen Gleiberman
A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud.
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25

New York Daily News

By Jami Bernard
An abysmal comedy that should have been strangled in its crib.
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25

Rolling Stone

By Peter Travers
It just plain sucks.
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30 out of 100
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