Dissappointed

By stasea528
Written April 22, 2013
I am one of the biggest fans of Rob Zombies movies. I love them . I went into this movie expecting something awesome and was so dissapointed. It was so slow to the point of boring. It was so predictable and just horrible. It did not feel like a Rob Zombie film at all. I love Sheri Moon Zombie but I feel as if she was not the right choice for the lead character. The cinematography and how the witch scenes are done are good but it just doesn't carry the movie. I hate to say this but I do not recomend this movie at all.
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Lords of Salem aka Lords of Puke

By Shark180
Written April 29, 2013
This was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. It was not scary; the special effects were only fair at best (looks like 1950's ). Acting was not required in this movie because the story line was so incredibly f$&ked up. The movie even failed to offend you... no matter what religion or faith you belong to. I'm not sure what the film makers were trying to accomplish, except maybe making the worst movie ever viewed on the "big screen". I certainly would not subject children or teens to this movie. I hope the city of Salem sues the production company.
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L.O.S.--loser

By rhcp01
Written April 20, 2013
Just saw "Lords of Salem"....was very disappointing! I expected more from Rob Zombie! I thought it would be scary & it just wasn't! The trailers they showed before LOS looked way better! I am a RZ & SMZ fan, too. I'd say, if you have to see this, wait for the dvd, then maybe it won't hurt so bad wasting your money on it. RZ's other movies are more entertaining than this one.
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oh no he didnt!

By jimmyvh
Written September 25, 2013
missed this movie at the theater and damn glad I did....went to four red boxes before I found it and it was not even worth swiping my card. Rob Zombies mind sure goes where others do not but this was a waste of time. Very choppy and could have been so much better. His idea was good but the outcome leaves a lot to be desired. With two well known actresses in this one would think at least the acting would be better but fell short.
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Mind warp...

By josemangin
Written April 21, 2013
I'm still confused... but at the same time not really.. this is spacey Rob Zombie... very Satanic, which is cool... but it was really cloudy... i liked it.. but walked out not really sure what just happened... i tried to explain to wife afterwards and i was at a loss for words... love how Zombie pushes the limits of movies and the horror genre, but this one falls a little short... the music is killer, John 5 did an amazing job! as a fan of Rob you should see it to support him... but ya might leave in some crazy weird mind warp! but all in all glad to see the Devil so proudly displayed in the theatre! \m/
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