Semi scary at certain parts... anticlemactic inconclusive ending.

By madcyborg
Written April 20, 2013
This is a show I regret seeing. Ms. Zombie plays her part well but there are a few predictable pieces of the plot You have put together by the first 20 mins into the film. Bizarre demons and just obnoxious redundant dream sequences.... If your stoned and want to be scared go. Otherwise save your time and money.
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Lords of Salem aka Lords of Puke

By Shark180
Written April 29, 2013
This was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. It was not scary; the special effects were only fair at best (looks like 1950's ). Acting was not required in this movie because the story line was so incredibly f$&ked up. The movie even failed to offend you... no matter what religion or faith you belong to. I'm not sure what the film makers were trying to accomplish, except maybe making the worst movie ever viewed on the "big screen". I certainly would not subject children or teens to this movie. I hope the city of Salem sues the production company.
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Even with low expectations...

By bobaFEMME
Written April 20, 2013
This movie was the worst movie I've seen this year. Not since The Last Exorcism have I been so upset at wasting my money and time. I didn't have very high expectations and still left totally disappointed. Horrendous acting by SMZ. If he puts her in any more movies, I refuse to watch. Can't say enough bad things about this movie. Don't bother.
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Mind warp...

By josemangin
Written April 21, 2013
I'm still confused... but at the same time not really.. this is spacey Rob Zombie... very Satanic, which is cool... but it was really cloudy... i liked it.. but walked out not really sure what just happened... i tried to explain to wife afterwards and i was at a loss for words... love how Zombie pushes the limits of movies and the horror genre, but this one falls a little short... the music is killer, John 5 did an amazing job! as a fan of Rob you should see it to support him... but ya might leave in some crazy weird mind warp! but all in all glad to see the Devil so proudly displayed in the theatre! \m/
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L.O.S.--loser

By rhcp01
Written April 20, 2013
Just saw "Lords of Salem"....was very disappointing! I expected more from Rob Zombie! I thought it would be scary & it just wasn't! The trailers they showed before LOS looked way better! I am a RZ & SMZ fan, too. I'd say, if you have to see this, wait for the dvd, then maybe it won't hurt so bad wasting your money on it. RZ's other movies are more entertaining than this one.
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