DEFINITELY not what anyone would expext.

By kellisadsad
Written July 24, 2014
I hate to say but this movie was horrible and a complete waste of money. The previews were deceiving and the entire movie was slow. I kept waiting for something to happen but it did nothing for me. The only thing it made me feel was uncomfortable and creeped out! I'm never this hard on movies and tend to like everything but wow....this was just....no.
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WTF

By morbid78
Written April 20, 2013
I like all things Rob Zombie but after watching this all I can say is WTF did I just watch. Its like an arty farty hipster movie. There were no creepy or scary parts in the movie. The trailers made me think the movie would be different and better. I will not be buying this when it comes out on DVD. If you must watch it and your not a hipster then wait for DVD and rent it.
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Wait for video or not at all

By jroyal76
Written April 22, 2013
Honestly I should have known, but i expected more from Rob Zombie. It's creepy at times, then down right dull at others. The story is lame and predictable, and becomes one big mess. Even dire hard horror, occult fans will want to get up and go get some popcorn, because they will know they probably haven't missed much.
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If all dont now this movie was based on his religion called Satanism

By killershetaz1
Written July 24, 2014
If you all cannot not handle seeing someone else religion then you are not open minded. Rob Zombie did this movie so the people will now what type of religion he believed in. Then you can understand where his music and his movies come from. His wife loves the way her husband is and then she also believes it to. Therefore if you want to now more about Rob Zombie go and see this movie.
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LORDS OF SALEM SUCKED!!!(Not for KIDS or ANYONE!!)

By dw1215
Written April 21, 2013
Another excuse for Zombie to think we all want to see his wife naked or semi naked throughout the entire movie. Fine if making a porno, but this movie truely was below a "B" movie. A piece of trash that dragged on. Only 4 people dared to view it while I was there and all of us got up saying, OUT LOUD, "WOW THAT REALLY SUCKED". His trashing of Christianity beliefs while parading around a group of old saggy women naked head to toe, was more horriffic than the premise of the movie itself. Watching Sheri be a well versed crackhead, and waking up face down naked or with elastic waist shorts down around her aging butt, for no apparent reason other than when she sleeps her clothes just mysteriously fall off, was like aluminum foil on old teeth fillings... Aluminum foil has many good uses, just none worthy of speaking of inside your own mouth... the mix of bad animation and neon signs and neon DILDOS In Satans Court was just a touch of the worthlessness that made this "film" unwatchable CRAP!
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