Lords of Salem aka Lords of Puke

By Shark180
Written July 28, 2014
This was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. It was not scary; the special effects were only fair at best (looks like 1950's ). Acting was not required in this movie because the story line was so incredibly f$&ked up. The movie even failed to offend you... no matter what religion or faith you belong to. I'm not sure what the film makers were trying to accomplish, except maybe making the worst movie ever viewed on the "big screen". I certainly would not subject children or teens to this movie. I hope the city of Salem sues the production company.
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oh no he didnt!

By jimmyvh
Written May 05, 2015
missed this movie at the theater and damn glad I did....went to four red boxes before I found it and it was not even worth swiping my card. Rob Zombies mind sure goes where others do not but this was a waste of time. Very choppy and could have been so much better. His idea was good but the outcome leaves a lot to be desired. With two well known actresses in this one would think at least the acting would be better but fell short.
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A waste of time and money - but the popcorn was good...

By philipaaronjohnson
Written July 03, 2015
Pathetic movie-making. It should have gone directly to DVD.
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Love Rob Zombie but not this movie

By dogtales
Written November 24, 2014
The friends and special fans event was totally awesome. Getting to meet and take pictures with the cast and the Q & A were fantastic. Unfortunately, the movie was a big letdown. The only part I liked was the 3 witches. The ending left everyone just sitting there wondering what happened. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. I would like to give Kudos to the theater in Burbank and the staff who were great and did a good job handling this event. Loved the free parking also and will definately go to more movies there.
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By serendipcb
Written April 29, 2013
Seriously. I went in not expecting much from this movie and was still so very extremely disappointed! It began good, Sherry Moon did a great job acting, but then all of a sudden it went nowhere! The story line fell apart and you are left sitting there wondering why you spent money on this disaster. It is not scary, nor is it even entertaining! A few people have mentioned the old boobs. That was actually the only thing that scared me! Without the nakedness I would have had nothing to laugh at. Please don't waste your money OR time on this this seriously disappointing film (can I even call it that?). Boo Rob! I used to love Rob Zombie. I keep trying out his movies in the hope of finding redemption in him, but keep getting disappointed. Don't go. Go watch a chick-flick or something.
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