The Long Kiss Goodnight Synopsis
A woman (Geena Davis) gradually remembers her past as government assassin.
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Empire

Most of the fun comes from the Davis/Jackson pairing and some frantic action scenes, though problems include too many "meanigful" close-ups...
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75

Rolling Stone

By Peter Travers
Geena Davis and her director and husband, Renny Harlin, recover from their "Cutthroat Island" fiasco in grand style, and screenwriter Shane...
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67

Austin Chronicle

By Marjorie Baumgarten
The movie is a lot of fun if you don't think about it too much, the stuntwork should satisfy the genre fanatics in the crowd even though it...
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63

TV Guide

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This is the kind of movie in which a dozen bad guys with an automatic weapon in each hand couldn't hit a lake if they were standing at the...
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63

Chicago Sun-Times

By Roger Ebert
I liked it in the same way I might like an arcade game: It holds your attention until you run out of quarters, and then you wander away...
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63

ReelViews

By James Berardinelli
Great premise, terrible execution.
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50

San Francisco Examiner

By Barbara Shulgasser
One of the most blithely, giddily ridiculous movies to come along in ages.
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42

Entertainment Weekly

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Ultimately, however, Kiss is too ridiculous to engage us as a thriller yet too cringingly self-conscious to amuse us as camp.
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38

USA Today

By Mike Clark
The movie tries to juggle motherly love sentiment with wanna-be snappy ripostes with a violent streak that extends to threatening a...
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25

San Francisco Chronicle

By Peter Stack
A "nonstop thriller" that is also a nonstop dud. Underline the word "long" in the title.
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Long bleep bleep bleep movie.....

By lovestalentmoviefan
...drew me for Jackson mostly,Davis a little. Of all the unbelievable and convulted movies out there...this one takes the prize! Watch it for laughs only!!!!!...

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Rated R