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    Written October 28, 2012

    Slow-liest Planet. (Not like the Preview)

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    Yes, the scenery was beautiful. But that is the only positive that I could pull out of this experience. The major problem for me was that the preview sets the viewer up for something different. My expectations were not set properly, thus i was underwhelmed completely. The lack of dialogue regarding "the incident", and the lack of fruition leaves the viewer frustrated.

    Not work $12. But maybe worth watching for free on HBO/SHOWTIME.

    Good Viewing.

    DT.

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    Written November 10, 2012

    Mulligan Jen

    by mulliganJen

    One of the worst movies I have ever seen. I felt it was worse than Chinese water torture. It is basically two people, a man and woman with a guide hiking. Every scene is 5 minutes of watching them hike. No communication. The scenery wasn't good enough to keep your attention. It starts with the naked woman jumping in the shower for 5 minutes until he pours warm water over her. That is the most action except for when a man they came across hiking puts a gun to the head of the man. After that nothing was said about the incident. No communication in the whole movie and if they say a few words you can't understand them or it is nonsense. The woman does conjugate Spanish verbs and sings a el gato song and the guide goes meow meow. This movie is so uninteresting and a waste of your time. Shame on the producers for putting this "movie" out and wasting our time and money.
    So I hope this helps you make a decision to go or not.

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AmateurCinefile Despite my 5.5 rating I dont feel watching The Loneliest Planet was a negative thing or a waste of time. I'd describe its narrative style

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hannahmcnoface Never mind it was "The Loneliest Planet."

5 days ago.

DrMathochist I even liked #TheLoneliestPlanet's slowness; at least it had some sort of character arc you could grab onto!

28 days ago.

SamuelMullins watched The Loneliest Planet yesterday. really, really strong movie. it has one plot point that colours the whole movie. worth seeing.

28 days ago.

moreZoic 'The Loneliest Planet' was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. What happened in the last two hours.

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