Drew (Drew Carey) is upset that his nephew Gus' soccer team has been set up to avoid hurting anyone's feelings--and thus, no one ever loses a game. Taking it upon himself to coach his nephew, Drew upsets the apple cart with a veritable tsumani of adolescent aggression! Meanwhile, Oswald and Lewis become attracted to Kate's cousin April, only to find out that the girl has a bad habit of taking things that don't belong to her. Matthew Josten makes his first series appearance as 5-year-old Gus Carey, who has miraculously aged two full years between Seasons Eight and Nine. This episode originally aired in tandem with "Drew Hunts Silver Fox". ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide