Written October 07, 2013
One of the worst movies I've ever seen! Looks like they were on the set of a cheap 90s porno. And horrible, confusing story line (if you can call it that)
Written August 06, 2013
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Written August 15, 2013
I left the theater, stupefied. If you like the movies, you'll like this. It is a movie, and a curiosity, nonetheless.
Written July 26, 2014
I mean coming from a Lindsay fan since Parent Trap...she was a big let down in this movie, especially when she needed a chance to show herself. Aside from that the plot felt just lead by no purpose and the only decent acting was the blond boy (can't even remember his name). This movie makes you not care about anyone in it.
Written August 04, 2013
The Canyons is a low budget film and it is very obvious. However, if you can get past that point the movie is good and will leave you feeling like you need to shower off all of the Hollywood depravity you just watched. In typical Ellis fashion (American Psycho, Less Than Zero, Rules of Attraction) the characters are so warped you can't tear your eyes away from their destructive behavior.