TED - Worst Flick I think I've ever Seen next to Cloverfield

By ptaz
Written July 29, 2016
My husband and I went to see this movie today and I just sat there continually scratching my head at how a fine actor like Mark Wahlberg would submit himself to this nonsense. Is he hard up for cash or something? It was a fantasy story to start with but I found myself wanting to set the teddy bear in the Goodwill Pile somewhere and say "Stay", grab the girlfriend and say why are you putting up with this nonsense and to slap Mark Wahlberg's character around with a firm "Grow the Heck up" Frankly I was embarrassed for the actors with such a storyline they were force to try to sell. It started out as a cute little fantasy, but ended up with an escape from a Tourette's Syndrome whacko adventure. Save you money. There's got to be something better coming out
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Typical Family Guy Humor

By lilmexicanoboi14
Written August 31, 2016
If you love Family Guy, you will love this movie. I was laughing throughout the whole thing, but before seeing the movie, the reviews stated that it was going to be "one filthy-talking bear". While he did have a filthy mouth, I honestly expected a bit more "vulgarity" since... cmon... it's Family Guy! They are capable of more than that! But regardless, I would still recommend this movie to anyone except your grandmother. Although the story was a little dim, all of the actors were great. Overall, I give it an 8/10 :)
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Don't pay

By bkayroll
Written August 31, 2016
Don't pay to see Ted....wait for the rental! Not worth the money. There are funny parts to the movie, but mainly stupid all together. BIG DISAPPOINTMENT..
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TED

By traynice
Written July 02, 2012
OMG!! This movie was SOOO funny. Ted is the most crass little bear ever. Great plot but definitely not for the kids. I was surprised to see parents and their preteens but to each his own.
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Ted Is A Cool Dude

By panzerfaust1945
Written July 07, 2012
I did not have high expectations of this film. My girlfriend did not even want to go with me. But I was pleasantly surprised and I really enjoyed it. Being originally from Massachusetts; I could appreciate the humor and dialogue in the movie, which took place in Boston. Mark Wahlberg was funny, but the stuff that Ted said and did was really outrageous. They made a great comic team. It seemed that no topic was off limits for them to talk about, or make fun of. Of course, you cannot take the movie too seriously as to the origin and bilogical existence of Ted. Just enjoy the movie and roll with the flow!
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