Written September 18, 2014
Abominable. Detestable. Dismal. Deleterious. Humorless. Salacious. Scatological. Revolting. Ridiculous. Vile. Wretched.
Only partially describes this disgusting movie, starring Mark Wahlberg and his foul-mouthed, bibulous , drug -addicted, good-for –nothing, copulating Teddy Bear.
Teddy Bears of the universe unite, join in a class action suit; sue for defamation of character. No matter the monetary reward it will take generations to erase the damage "Ted" has done to your once warm and cuddly reputation!
Written September 19, 2014
Such a great movie after a stressful day. Nonstop laughter and all the qualities that make everything Seth MacFarlane does great! Mark Wahlberg and MacFarlane's Ted have great comedic timing, and the previews don't do the movie justice. I will forever laugh at the thunder buddies song. Must see. Thunder buddies for life!
Written July 30, 2012
What a senseless, time consuming excuse for entertainment. This movie was unnecessary and I can't believe some of the actors that were in the movie even wasted their time. I guess they got paid a butt load of money!
Written July 01, 2012
This was a terrible movie!!! My husband & I watched the trailer which contained the only funny and witty parts of the entire movie. The remaining 99% of the movie was disgusting! The producers of this movie took a very sacred and innocent children's toy and turned it into soft-porn. We are not prudes, but the movie lacked creativity and left nothing to the imagination. The biggest turn-off was that the theatre was filled with many children (some as young as 8 or 9) that thought this would be a funny stuff-animal movie! We walked out after the movie became a series of bad, tasteless scenes (ie: Lance Armstrong's testicle) and "Ted" having intercourse with a girl (and then describing what he did to her!!!!). Does anyone have any values left in this society??? We have liked many movies that contained language, nudity and suggestive scenes, but overall this movie forced "shock value" instead of intelligent humor. Mark Wahlberg sold out on this one!
Written August 20, 2014
saw it friday 13. i love family guy. but it was very raunchy and some parts are funny. overall i could of waited for the netflick