• Released
  • June 29, 2012
  • R , 1 hr 46 min
  • Comedy
  • 8,104 Fan Ratings
Synopsis: A grown man (Mark Wahlberg) has a live teddy bear (Seth MacFarlane) as a constant companion.

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Critic Ratings

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88

Philadelphia Inquirer

By Steven Rea
Ted is really a rather sweet examination of loyalty, friendship, and love. Wahlberg and Kunis are charming together (though not exactly in a...
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80

The Hollywood Reporter

By Todd McCarthy
Not too many films serve up laughs that just keep on rolling with regularity from beginning to end, but Seth MacFarlane's directorial debut...
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75

Boston Globe

By Ty Burr
A crass, foul-mouthed, mostly hilarious, surprisingly sentimental bromance.
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75

Rolling Stone

By Peter Travers
It's hysterically, gut-bustingly funny.
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75

Movieline

By Stephanie Zacharek
One of the tricks of Ted -- perhaps its smartest one -- is that everyone, not just John, knows the bear can talk.
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63

USA Today

By Claudia Puig
This bromance with rapid-fire quips, however, is undermined by unoriginal scenarios and a long, drawn-out chase scene.
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60

New York Daily News

By Elizabeth Weitzman
True chemistry is hard to find. And by some stroke of movie magic - or sheer skill - Wahlberg and the bear make a pretty great team.
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58

Entertainment Weekly

By Lisa Schwarzbaum
And yet. And yet, Gawd help me, the always surprising Mark Wahlberg throws himself into his thespian adventure with such radiant wacko...
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50

San Francisco Chronicle

By Amy Biancolli
For all of its transgressive plush-toy sex and screw-'em humor, the plot is pretty standard stuff.
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40

Wall Street Journal

By Joe Morgenstern
Ted is often hilarious, sometimes sweet and, in the spirit of "Family Guy," consistently raunchy. Yet it's seriously overextended and, as...
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This is the correct answer: Rate 90% Hilarious movie!

By TheRightAnswer
The reason why I put in MUST GO!, because the movie was first very hilarious! The movie had lots of swearing though, and it was interesting how a bear came to life. I took my friends & cousins to see...

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By michaelodonnell340
Absolutely Hilarious. I laughed so hard. 5 stars!!!...

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More Info

Rated R | For Some Drug Use, Pervasive Language and Crude and Sexual Content
What Parents Need to Know
Common Sense Media says not for kids Extremely vulgar comedy also has some genuine sweetness.
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