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Critic scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.
Ritchie made a movie that never pretends to be more than a guilty pleasure of soft-core kitsch, and Madonna and Giannini (son of Giancarlo, costar of the original) achieve a lively S&M chemistry. Read full review
At its best, Swept Away is like a scrapbook of postcards starring two lovebirds with great tans. Read full review
A simple misfire rather than a world-class fiasco. This misguided attempt to remake Lina Wertmuller's corrosive 1974 satire as a wistful romance is only unintentionally funny in the last reel. Read full review
For starters, it blows. Madonna continues to mistake a knack for striking poses with the interpretive skill of a real actor. Read full review
Madonna may be better in this film than she's been in some of her recent endeavors, especially when she stops screeching her lines, but she's done herself no favors with her choice of material. Read full review
A deserted island movie during which I desperately wished the characters had chosen one movie to take along if they were stranded on a deserted island, and were showing it to us instead of this one. Read full review
At no point should anyone mistake this for an actual movie. This is an extended beach video that will leave no one swept away. Read full review
There is no credible feeling here, no comedy, no eroticism. Read full review
The film turns out to have nothing going for it at all, except a small charge for soul-deep Madonna haters. Read full review
Even camp status eludes this tepid and misguided picture. Read full review