Stan Helsing: A Parody

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  • Opened October 23, 2009 
  • 1 hr 30 min
  • R | crude and sexual content, some drug use and language

  • It’s Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) – along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend (Diora Baird), best buddy (Kenan Thompson) and an exotic dancer/‘massage therapist’ (Desi Lydic) – detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy (A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET), Jason (FRIDAY THE 13TH), Pinhead (HELLRAISER), Leatherface (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE), Chucky (CHILD’S PLAY), & Michael Myers (HALLOWEEN). But when Stan discovers that he’s a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four will have to survive a night of hell raisers, hockey masks, psycho dolls, pleather faces, creepy hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and lots of hot chicks kissing each other. Full synopsis

  • Cast: Steve Howey, Kenan Thompson, Diora Baird, Desi Lydic
  • Director: Bo Zenga
  • Genres: Comedy

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