Spring breakers

By Robparker333
Written August 04, 2013
Horrible! Way over top!
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Not for Spring Breakers!

By MedRed
Written August 21, 2014
If you're looking for a fun movie, this isn't it! Catch a showing of 21 & Over and call it a day. If I mentioned the words "hip hop", "dub step", "spring break", "T&A", and "hot chicks" you would think of fun movies along the lines of Project X, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, etc. WRONG! This movie is slow and boring. It tries to be artsy fartsy and ends up being a complete disaster. It seems like the critics love anything that's unconventional and looks like it was shot with an iPhone. The characters are bad, the acting is bad, the plot is bad, the script is bad. James Franco realizes that it was impossible for him to hold character or even his accent and decides to just play dress up and have fun. He did make me laugh twice. So far, this is the worst movie of the year. Reminder: If you are looking for a fun spring break movie, this isn't it! There are no scenes during or after the credits. If you like my reviews, add me as a fan. I'll add you back!
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weirdly, darkly beautiful

By plaintiger
Written October 21, 2014
first, let me say i have no idea where people are getting the notion that this is even partly a comedy; i can't think of a single humorous moment in the entire film. the movie is an artistic, dreamlike, sometimes abstract drama. it's beautiful, in both simplistic, topless-girls-bouncing-around-in-the-sun ways, and in more complex, darker, grittier ways. it's sometimes impressionistic and not very literally plausible, and sometimes kind of harshly realistic. it doesn't spell everything out for you - it leaves it to you to fill in some blanks however you choose. if you don't want that responsibility, you may not enjoy this movie. but if you like movies that leave some things for you to decide, that sort of let you help make them in your mind, you might enjoy Spring Breakers.(paragraph break here) Fandango's rating system is stupid: nobody can say whether you should or should not go. all they can say is whether they liked it and why. whether or not you should go is for you to decide
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By samvernekoff
Written July 27, 2013
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By mccarthy_1fan
Written August 26, 2013
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