Written August 26, 2013
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Written July 28, 2014
WORST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN FOR YEARS, IF NOT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
saw it at the midnight premiere and the entire theater was laughing at how ridiculous the acting and script was, especially towards the end. i was one of about half the theater to actually stay till the end, and after i was alternating between laughing too hard to breathe with my friend and how retarded the entire movie was, and cursing the director for tricking me into spending $8.75 for the worst cinematic experience of my life...
oh and Gucci mane was absolutely unbelievably awful. Mind blowingly bad.
Written August 04, 2013
Horrible! Way over top!
Written March 23, 2013
If you're looking for a fun movie, this isn't it! Catch a showing of 21 & Over and call it a day. If I mentioned the words "hip hop", "dub step", "spring break", "T&A", and "hot chicks" you would think of fun movies along the lines of Project X, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, etc. WRONG!
This movie is slow and boring. It tries to be artsy fartsy and ends up being a complete disaster. It seems like the critics love anything that's unconventional and looks like it was shot with an iPhone. The characters are bad, the acting is bad, the plot is bad, the script is bad.
James Franco realizes that it was impossible for him to hold character or even his accent and decides to just play dress up and have fun. He did make me laugh twice. So far, this is the worst movie of the year.
Reminder: If you are looking for a fun spring break movie, this isn't it!
There are no scenes during or after the credits.
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Written March 30, 2013
This is pretty much as the title says , Spring Break . Four college girls are bored and looking to put a little adventure into their lives so they decide to go to Florida for spring break . Selena is the church goer while Vanessa and Ashley are a little more on the wild side [to help finance their trip , they rob a business] . When they arrive in Florida , they meet James , a local want-to-be gangster [you may not recognize him , he wears dreadlocks and has metal on his teeth] . James gives them the thrills that were missing in their lives [a little too much for a couple of the girls] and things spiral out of control . This is the first 'R' rated movie for Selena . There is nudity [not for Selena] and drug use [yes for Selena] so this one is not for little kids .
It's rated "R" for sexual content [including nudity] , language , drug use and violence and has a running time of 1 hour & 34 minutes .
I don't think I would buy it on DVD but it would be alright as a rental .