Written October 20, 2012
i didn't want to see this movie but my girlfriend dragged me to see it and i am so happy she did it was so funny, especially Sam rockwell character.
Written December 13, 2012
Sing praises to the heavens, Hallelujah!
I’ve had precious few religious experiences outside of bedroom where I’ve called out our Lord and Savior’s name. And that, brothers and sisters, is too damned bad.
Thankfully Seven Psychopaths has filled my soul with the delight of having lived a pious life. I can safely, and in all the hyperbole of a God-fearing fit, say that this movie is absolutely brilliant. You will laugh. You will cry. You will come out on the other side a more pure being. This film is 109 minutes of entertainment perfection.
There is a fever, a hot, hot fire, burning at the core of my very being, that I owe to Martin McDonagh. Bless you, brother. Bless your golden heart.
Written October 22, 2012
I don't know what I was expecting from this movie, but what I got wasn't it. The slow pace put me to sleep early on, then the remaining film just wasn't very entertaining. There were moments that seemed like they had promise, but there wasn't enough follow-through. It was fractured and non-sensical and I'd hoped for so much more. It was like a terrible retread of Adaptation.
Written May 26, 2013
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Written November 03, 2012
Yuch! Loooong, boring, very few laughs. Tried way too hard to be edgey and missed the mark by a lightyear or too. Juvenile script, sophomoric homophobic "humor." One of the worst movies I've seen this year. Total waste of money, even for netflix. A great cast -- which is why I saw this -- could not rise above this DOODY BOMB material. SAVE your money!