Written August 25, 2016
If you can't guess from the the title this movie was horrible. I laughed a total of 4 times and I'm a pretty cheesy person. This franchise has just gone down hill without the Wayans Brothers. It was a miserable experience with an absolutely disconnected story line. I was not expecting a well put together comedy. I get the point and purpose of the movie series. I'm a huge fan of the first three. But Scary Movie 5 and its writers, actors, and producers need to learn what made the first movies so much fun. I'm still trying to figure out why Black Swan was considered "scary." Please don't waste your time and money. If so, you've been warned.
Written May 28, 2016
I am a man who loves movies and loves stupid humor. I took my wife to the cinnabar to watch this movie thinking ok drinks and a funny movie. This was the worst of all the scary movies and that in itself is being nice to the movie. I wouldn't dare make the same mistake and buy this movie. Why would you guys make another spoof about the stupid paranormal activity movie. There's already about 20 different spoofs out there. Give it a rest already and hop off the bandwagon it's not funny anymore.
Written July 26, 2016
This movie made me laugh a lot when others weren't laughing. I could see how some would think it's corny but I loved it because it's one of those "just for fun" movies.
Written August 31, 2016
What a con, they were only in the first 4 minutes of the movie. The rest of the movie was with some unknown actors that weren't funny at all. Granted if Sheen and Lohan actually acted in this movie, it would be funny. Seriously, this movie was marketed as starring Sheen and Lohan, the only reason I went to see it. Sad to say, I didn't get to see either of them. What a bait and switch. How can they even dare put Sheen's picture on the front for that brief cameo?
Well besides that disappointment, the movie was not funny at all. The recent Wayan's spoof was more funny than this.
Written September 28, 2016
This movie is totally misrepresented in the commercials.
The first 3 minutes with Charlie Sheen were funny but that's it.
I kept thinking, maybe it will get better and I sat through an hour and
that's all I could take. We left. It was stupid and boring and what a waste
of my money and time.