Written April 24, 2013
I am a man who loves movies and loves stupid humor. I took my wife to the cinnabar to watch this movie thinking ok drinks and a funny movie. This was the worst of all the scary movies and that in itself is being nice to the movie. I wouldn't dare make the same mistake and buy this movie. Why would you guys make another spoof about the stupid paranormal activity movie. There's already about 20 different spoofs out there. Give it a rest already and hop off the bandwagon it's not funny anymore.
Written August 29, 2014
If you can't guess from the the title this movie was horrible. I laughed a total of 4 times and I'm a pretty cheesy person. This franchise has just gone down hill without the Wayans Brothers. It was a miserable experience with an absolutely disconnected story line. I was not expecting a well put together comedy. I get the point and purpose of the movie series. I'm a huge fan of the first three. But Scary Movie 5 and its writers, actors, and producers need to learn what made the first movies so much fun. I'm still trying to figure out why Black Swan was considered "scary." Please don't waste your time and money. If so, you've been warned.
Written May 05, 2013
when i went to the theatre with my older brother and a friend we were going to see home run, then we saw the poster for Scary Movie V and went to that instead and we were dying of laughter. you should see it i give it a must go.
Written July 24, 2014
This movie made me laugh a lot when others weren't laughing. I could see how some would think it's corny but I loved it because it's one of those "just for fun" movies.
Written April 15, 2013
When one thinks of the many hundreds of talented young film makers who cannot find financing or a receptive ear, much less market distribution for their work, witnessing such a grotesque financial waste of production assets, such larcenous extortion of ticket money from unsuspecting young people, makes this audience member's stomach churn. Even if half-witted, drunk and stoned, one wouldn't find this movie even remotely entertaining or funny. It's an offense to electricity and that's being kind. Don't just skip this movie, write the distributor and DEMAND all copies be burned. At least the heat generated by burning might provide an uncomfortable warmth to the otherwise cold-blooded, reptile-like, producers who assaulted us with this mind-numbing drivel. Give a hoot....DON'T POLLUTE...AND DON'T MAKE ANOTHER SEQUEL of this LOW concept. If you must squander money in such a manner, buy some extra bark for the people of North Korea to dine on once their 'magic munchkin' of a leader hangs.