Written September 16, 2014
This is one of the least funny of the series. On top of that, the racist Morgan Freeman was the narrator. Had I known that, I wouldn't have gone at all. As it is, the movie was funny in a couple of places. It also needed some gratutitous nudity but didn't have any. All in all, it was a waste of the mattinee price I paid to see it. Don't bother to go.
Written September 18, 2014
I had watched all of the other Scary Movies, they were all fun and all of them made me laugh a lot, but this one... I was bored through the entire movie and most of the times and the "funny" parts only made me push air through my nose.
Written September 27, 2014
Scary Movie 5 is literally the WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. To repeat an old joke this is every treason against the arts (if you can call this art) rolled up into a burrito of failure. I said Expendables 2 was awful, I said Transformers 2 was the most racist and sexist movie I have ever seen, and G.I JOE 2 was mentally challenged, BUT this thing is where I draw the line nothing and I MEAN NOTHING IS WORST THAN THIS MOVIE THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS FASTER THAN ANY DRUG COULD. But Ryan it’s a comedy it’s supposed to be stupid, yes comedies can be stupid, BUT IT MUST MAKE ME LAUGH, if I sit in that theater and instead of laughing I try to cut myself with the ticket YOU HAVE FAILED AS COMEDY WRITERS, if you have a joke that is so bad I have to leave the theater and go into the bathroom and think that I spent MONEY ON THIS THING, guess what YOU HAVE FAILED. Also here's a tip comedy writer just because you can parody ever horror film doesn't mean you have too.
Written September 30, 2014
Let me be fast and to the point NO NO NO. My IQ dropped by fifty points siting through this piece of trash. Enough said. There are no good points to mention.
Written August 30, 2014
This installment doesn't compare to the earlier Scary Movies. It certainly does not live up to the hype and isn't worth the money you pay to see it