Written April 14, 2013
I had watched all of the other Scary Movies, they were all fun and all of them made me laugh a lot, but this one... I was bored through the entire movie and most of the times and the "funny" parts only made me push air through my nose.
Written April 13, 2013
This is one of the least funny of the series. On top of that, the racist Morgan Freeman was the narrator. Had I known that, I wouldn't have gone at all. As it is, the movie was funny in a couple of places. It also needed some gratutitous nudity but didn't have any. All in all, it was a waste of the mattinee price I paid to see it. Don't bother to go.
Written April 21, 2013
This installment doesn't compare to the earlier Scary Movies. It certainly does not live up to the hype and isn't worth the money you pay to see it
Written August 09, 2013
Being a HUGE fan of the Scary Movies of years past, I was expecting side splitting parody at its finest.
The movie got a running go a couple of times and then just kinda fizzled.
Frankly, I think that i was holding this addition to the series to a higher standard of parodic, slapstick comedy based upon my previous experience with the "Scary Movie" franchise. I still watch the older ones and laugh hysterically. Not really excited about seeing this one for a second, third or thirtieth time.
Also, I believe that it may be an "age thing". The younger people in the audience (you don't know HOW BAD I HATE saying that phrase) were laughing like a did watching e previous installments. Eh....maybe I'm just getting old...
Written July 25, 2014
Scary Movie 5 is literally the WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. To repeat an old joke this is every treason against the arts (if you can call this art) rolled up into a burrito of failure. I said Expendables 2 was awful, I said Transformers 2 was the most racist and sexist movie I have ever seen, and G.I JOE 2 was mentally challenged, BUT this thing is where I draw the line nothing and I MEAN NOTHING IS WORST THAN THIS MOVIE THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS FASTER THAN ANY DRUG COULD. But Ryan it’s a comedy it’s supposed to be stupid, yes comedies can be stupid, BUT IT MUST MAKE ME LAUGH, if I sit in that theater and instead of laughing I try to cut myself with the ticket YOU HAVE FAILED AS COMEDY WRITERS, if you have a joke that is so bad I have to leave the theater and go into the bathroom and think that I spent MONEY ON THIS THING, guess what YOU HAVE FAILED. Also here's a tip comedy writer just because you can parody ever horror film doesn't mean you have too.