By vectorfan98
Written June 15, 2013
Scary Movie 5 is literally the WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. To repeat an old joke this is every treason against the arts (if you can call this art) rolled up into a burrito of failure. I said Expendables 2 was awful, I said Transformers 2 was the most racist and sexist movie I have ever seen, and G.I JOE 2 was mentally challenged, BUT this thing is where I draw the line nothing and I MEAN NOTHING IS WORST THAN THIS MOVIE THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS FASTER THAN ANY DRUG COULD. But Ryan it’s a comedy it’s supposed to be stupid, yes comedies can be stupid, BUT IT MUST MAKE ME LAUGH, if I sit in that theater and instead of laughing I try to cut myself with the ticket YOU HAVE FAILED AS COMEDY WRITERS, if you have a joke that is so bad I have to leave the theater and go into the bathroom and think that I spent MONEY ON THIS THING, guess what YOU HAVE FAILED. Also here's a tip comedy writer just because you can parody ever horror film doesn't mean you have too.
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By thedoctor777
Written April 18, 2013
Let me be fast and to the point NO NO NO. My IQ dropped by fifty points siting through this piece of trash. Enough said. There are no good points to mention.
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By HShaeRN
Written May 06, 2013
My kids, who have seen all of the other Scary Movies, went to see this movie and said it was "HORRIBLE"! "It was worse than Paranormal Activity 4 and it was BAD!!" were the words from my teen. So, my view is if my kids don't even like this type of movie, then it must be BAD!
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The only scary thing about this movie is I can't get my money back!!!

By strangerwmancandy
Written April 15, 2013
I went in to this movie not expecting much, buy at least hoped it would spoof horror movies... it doesn't. Most of the movie was wasted on slapstick humor that just wasn't funny... oh wow he got hit with a frying pan.... how original. Don't spend a penny on this movie... we could hear the people around us talk about walking out and thought about it too!!!! It was unoriginal and god awful...
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One of the worst movies I've seen recently...

By salventura
Written June 08, 2013
This has got to be one of the worst movies I've seen recently. There were one or two scenes where I chuckled, but ever since the first film this series has been going down hill. It was boring to me and at times I was checking to see how much longer the movie was.
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