Wow, one of the worst movies ive seen ever and I'm 23 years old!

By Bigstokes206
Written April 24, 2013
I am a man who loves movies and loves stupid humor. I took my wife to the cinnabar to watch this movie thinking ok drinks and a funny movie. This was the worst of all the scary movies and that in itself is being nice to the movie. I wouldn't dare make the same mistake and buy this movie. Why would you guys make another spoof about the stupid paranormal activity movie. There's already about 20 different spoofs out there. Give it a rest already and hop off the bandwagon it's not funny anymore.
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On Your Death Bed, You'll Wish You Spent Your 85 Minutes of Time Cleaning The Toilet!

By inkandtearz
Written August 29, 2014
If you can't guess from the the title this movie was horrible. I laughed a total of 4 times and I'm a pretty cheesy person. This franchise has just gone down hill without the Wayans Brothers. It was a miserable experience with an absolutely disconnected story line. I was not expecting a well put together comedy. I get the point and purpose of the movie series. I'm a huge fan of the first three. But Scary Movie 5 and its writers, actors, and producers need to learn what made the first movies so much fun. I'm still trying to figure out why Black Swan was considered "scary." Please don't waste your time and money. If so, you've been warned.
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Two showers later, still smell the stupid!

By anonymtempuser
Written October 02, 2014
Wow! Epic stupidity and I was smiling when I paid for the ticket! Should have read the reviews. This movie is not funny, has no intellectual or entertainm value whatever. This would not be so bad had I not taken my teenage girl to see it and had we not been surrounded by other innocent teenage kids. The movie rating agency of America most be full of the same washed up people in this movie cast. MRAA it is a serious job and you suck at it. To any kid, teenage reading and thinking about going to see this movie, this movie is about what's in the heads of washed up old nasty people who can no longer have what you have. Parents, forget the review agencies, this movie proves they are not to be trusted. Read movie reviews!
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Funny but not for everyone...

By gmk2mom
Written September 19, 2014
Not better than previous Scary Movies; funny parts and definitely funnier than Haunted House... Undecided if I will add this one to my DVD collection with the other 4 Scary Movies...
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OMFG IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Oh_Hello
Written May 05, 2013
when i went to the theatre with my older brother and a friend we were going to see home run, then we saw the poster for Scary Movie V and went to that instead and we were dying of laughter. you should see it i give it a must go.
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