Written September 22, 2014
Being a HUGE fan of the Scary Movies of years past, I was expecting side splitting parody at its finest.
The movie got a running go a couple of times and then just kinda fizzled.
Frankly, I think that i was holding this addition to the series to a higher standard of parodic, slapstick comedy based upon my previous experience with the "Scary Movie" franchise. I still watch the older ones and laugh hysterically. Not really excited about seeing this one for a second, third or thirtieth time.
Also, I believe that it may be an "age thing". The younger people in the audience (you don't know HOW BAD I HATE saying that phrase) were laughing like a did watching e previous installments. Eh....maybe I'm just getting old...
Written July 25, 2014
Scary Movie 5 is literally the WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. To repeat an old joke this is every treason against the arts (if you can call this art) rolled up into a burrito of failure. I said Expendables 2 was awful, I said Transformers 2 was the most racist and sexist movie I have ever seen, and G.I JOE 2 was mentally challenged, BUT this thing is where I draw the line nothing and I MEAN NOTHING IS WORST THAN THIS MOVIE THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS FASTER THAN ANY DRUG COULD. But Ryan it’s a comedy it’s supposed to be stupid, yes comedies can be stupid, BUT IT MUST MAKE ME LAUGH, if I sit in that theater and instead of laughing I try to cut myself with the ticket YOU HAVE FAILED AS COMEDY WRITERS, if you have a joke that is so bad I have to leave the theater and go into the bathroom and think that I spent MONEY ON THIS THING, guess what YOU HAVE FAILED. Also here's a tip comedy writer just because you can parody ever horror film doesn't mean you have too.
Written August 31, 2014
Let me be fast and to the point NO NO NO. My IQ dropped by fifty points siting through this piece of trash. Enough said. There are no good points to mention.
Written September 19, 2014
I went in to this movie not expecting much, buy at least hoped it would spoof horror movies... it doesn't. Most of the movie was wasted on slapstick humor that just wasn't funny... oh wow he got hit with a frying pan.... how original. Don't spend a penny on this movie... we could hear the people around us talk about walking out and thought about it too!!!! It was unoriginal and god awful...
Written May 06, 2013
My kids, who have seen all of the other Scary Movies, went to see this movie and said it was "HORRIBLE"! "It was worse than Paranormal Activity 4 and it was BAD!!" were the words from my teen. So, my view is if my kids don't even like this type of movie, then it must be BAD!