30

The Hollywood Reporter

By Frank Scheck
This latest installment of the horror movie spoof franchise is mainly notable for its Charlie Sheen/Lindsay Lohan cameos.
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25

New York Post

By Kyle Smith
This is a horror movie that’s really a supposed comedy; she’s (Lohan) a supposed comedy actress who’s actually scary.
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25

Movie Nation

By Roger Moore
Scary Movie 5 comes up short in every way imaginable.
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25

Entertainment Weekly

By Darren Franich
Somehow, it actually looks cheaper than "Paranormal Activity." It's less funny, too.
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25

Boston Globe

By Tom Russo
Not that there’s all manner of comedy craftsmanship demanding study here, but the movie does seem to be a funny jumble of contradictory impulses.
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20

New York Daily News

By Joe Neumaier
Luckily, folks like Snoop and good sports like Sheen and, yes, Lohan, break up the monotony. Until, like an undead beastie, the boredom and dumb jokes come roaring back.
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20

Total Film

By Neil Smith
That every jibe lands woefully wide is no surprise, though we’ll give leading lady Ashley Tisdale credit for giving her all to a film that mercifully won’t be around long enough to do any lasting damage to her post-High School Musical career.
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20

Empire

By Kim Newman
Lacking a single honest laugh, this is shoddy by comparison with the other Scary Movie sequels… which throws it in a pit with Transylmania, Breaking Wind and Stan Helsing.
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5

Film.com

By Laremy Legel
Scary Movie 5 is so massively un-enjoyable, a hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.
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0

Austin Chronicle

SM5 tanked opening weekend, which may toll the knell for this property.
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11 out of 100
Overwhelming dislike
Metascore® based on all critic reviews. Scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.