Written
July 27, 2010
Movie Review: Salt
Jolie plays a CIA officer as if it really matters. Just get to the explosions within 10 minutes so you don't lose the interest of the ignorant immigrants would flood American theaters and now march against Immigration laws in Arizona while Homeland Security watches on the sidelines, knowing most of those marching are illegal.
Where were we? Oh yeah, she is a Russian spy. Run Jolie, run!! Soft, pretty, no extreme muscles, but watch as she jumps, hurls, shoots, and kicks guys butts twice her size and never loses. Unbelievable. I mean literally, unbelievable. She gets shot and just keeps going. She must be related to the Energizer Bunny.
Hollywood: If you're going to make a movie, please include a STORY and make it BELIEVABLE.
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